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09-20-2007, 03:43 PM | #46 |
no not that other guy, the other one
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i have that problem. a wife who knows me very, very well and won't take any of my shit. oh, and opininated. not that jinx is. i am sure she is great. wonderful in fact. sorry honey. i love you. please don't hit me again. wait, it's your wife. not mine.
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10-02-2007, 07:33 PM | #47 |
I can hear my ears
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mmmm......good turkey in a bag. thank you.
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10-02-2007, 08:23 PM | #48 |
Bitchy Little Brat
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You yanks n your turkey
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10-02-2007, 08:24 PM | #49 |
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gobble gobble
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10-02-2007, 08:27 PM | #50 |
I hear them call the tide
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See, even Ali can't get cock off her mind....
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10-02-2007, 08:41 PM | #51 |
Your Bartender
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10-02-2007, 08:45 PM | #52 |
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yes, I love cock
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10-02-2007, 08:45 PM | #53 |
Come on, cat.
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Pre-marinated turkey tenders, grilled. Friggin easy... y'welcome.
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10-02-2007, 08:48 PM | #54 |
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Jinx, how is it that you never fart?
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10-02-2007, 08:52 PM | #55 |
Come on, cat.
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I burp a lot.
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10-02-2007, 08:52 PM | #56 |
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I never burp
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10-02-2007, 09:17 PM | #57 |
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I burp and I fart
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10-02-2007, 09:19 PM | #58 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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thats why you don't bitch , you relive the pressure !!!
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10-02-2007, 09:30 PM | #59 |
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If you don't burp and fart you must blow up eventually...mustn't you???
My husband is jealous of how well I fart but he thinks he's the best burper. I think the decision is still pending.
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10-02-2007, 10:45 PM | #60 |
I can hear my ears
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jinx has a gift. her burps turn heads in loud taprooms. my dad decided she was 'the one' after hearing her burp once in our early dating years.
we should, i think, at this stage, point out that this discussion came about because i gave her the user title ' never farts. ever.' it's an exaggeration, obviously...she's not a seagull...i think it has to do with diet. she doesn't like bread...or beer......and her bacardi silvers are burpfodder. Ok....now that we've discussed my lovely dainty wife's upper and lower GI function in great detail...I'm late for my beating.....It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment.
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