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Old 06-22-2006, 02:09 PM   #46
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
When you made a post that is the definitive last word, there's nothing left to say.
Now THAT I would call a compliment!
Flattery will get you somewhere!
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:34 AM   #47
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I am paranoid...I could just SEE you all mailing each other "check out the weirdo, what a dolt, sheesh" etc and so on.
I assure you, if anyone thinks you're an idiot, you'll receive almost immediate feedback.

In case you need the reassurance, I do not think you are an idiot.





So far.
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:59 AM   #48
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Am I the least new of the n00bs? Or am I not a n00b? Or are there n00bs that have been here longer than me?
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:26 AM   #49
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Welcome to the Cellar bbro. I only post on Friday night. Its always Friday night somewhere.

Don't worry about being "accepted." The last thing we need is someone who fits in.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:46 AM   #50
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Sexual ambiguity is not only tolerated, but actually encouraged here ...
So, your grilling of me about my gender issues was encouragement? I'm glad I got that straight. I promise I will never become your father.
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:18 AM   #51
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OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar.

Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your permanent record.
  1. You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words?
  2. You wake up an X-woman. What's your power?
  3. A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor.
  4. You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss.
  5. You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose?
  6. Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish?
  7. How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have?
  8. What is your totem?
  9. Rewrite the ending of one movie.
  10. Confess one thing you'd rather not confess.
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:30 PM   #52
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Am I the least new of the n00bs? Or am I not a n00b? Or are there n00bs that have been here longer than me?
At 654 posts, your hardly a n00b.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:29 PM   #53
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At 654 posts, your hardly a n00b.
That's more posts than I have, and I've been here for almost half a decade!
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:54 PM   #54
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damn beestie. You're the quiz king.

Everyone quit typing nOObs...it ryhmes with bOObs & I'm getting aroused....

OK Now answer the damn questions.
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:59 PM   #55
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But i've been here only, what, a month? month and a half?

Is n00bdom by time or by posts?

EDIT: Oh, and capnhowdy... at least we arent saying n(.Y.)bs.
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:03 PM   #56
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very clever!
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:09 PM   #57
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:00 AM   #58
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Welcome, bbro.
As you can see, none of us are normal.
And with gas at $2.89, Marlboro at $5.50, and an eyetalian grinder at $6.00, who the hell wants to be normal???



This should go in the "06-06-06" thread, but I just noticed it:
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 06-26-2006, 08:06 AM   #59
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OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar.

Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your permanent record.
  1. You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words?
  2. You wake up an X-woman. What's your power?
  3. A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor.
  4. You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss.
  5. You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose?
  6. Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish?
  7. How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have?
  8. What is your totem?
  9. Rewrite the ending of one movie.
  10. Confess one thing you'd rather not confess.
Sorry about the lateness, but I only post during the workday

Here are my answers, not as profound as I am sure you would have thought

*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Invisibility - all the things I could do that no one would notice
*Spend all my money on things that wouldn't last more than two days, maybe give some away just to look giving
*Actually, I don't know much about history - just what I read from fiction novels. I don't know what I would do
*Edgar Allen Poe or Leonardo Da Vinci
*Neither, how about just plan vidalia onions
*Has anyone ever counted that high?
*Hmmmm, I don't know, I have never thought about it, maybe a tree or a moon.
*I can't think of it! I know there are plenty of movies that I saw the ending and said "That was total crap! What the hell???!!"
*I had to look up what you meant by totem....okay, okay, and impunity (I don't have the largest vocabulary)

How is that?
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