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Old 03-10-2006, 03:07 PM   #46
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Walking Taco I had that for Breakfast! YUMMY
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:17 PM   #47
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Classic! Where'd you find that? Perfect for him When's his B-day? we could all send him one...then he could have a wall of cock buckets....
Hmmm.....cock buckets. I think you've invented a new curse.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:38 PM   #48
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shut up you fucken cock bucket!
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:50 PM   #49
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what a bucket of cock ,
Go jump in a bucket of cock you walking taco ,

Ya know what I think it works !!!
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:08 PM   #50
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what a bucket of cock ,
Go jump in a bucket of cock you walking taco ,

Ya know what I think it works !!!
made me giggle like a woman.



cockbucket! excellent, LabRat, excellent. like cudumpster.
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Old 03-11-2006, 01:28 AM   #51
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isnt a cock bucket just another name for a cunt? a cock storage unit? oh wait... a cunt doesnt have plastic handles...or does it?...no...it doesnt
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:13 AM   #52
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fucktard.

It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it.



Luckily I have billions of cool points left.
offensive, maybe, but not blasphemous unless, again, they see things the same way you do with respect to religion.

and as for the coolness quotient points......i was just trying to say that i think a little bit less of you now. not that you should give a shit what i think, but for someone who puts himself out there as a 'rocker' you're awfully stodgy. there is a hole in your coolness bucket.
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:14 AM   #53
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High School's over, Jim. It's ok to grow up now. Really.
thanks, Mary. so...you gonna stop trying to act like the Principal now then?
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Old 03-11-2006, 07:25 AM   #54
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The Lady Keryx just said "FUCKIDEY FUCK FUCK FUCK", becuz the bowl she wanted to use to mix the pancake batter in had stuff in it. And I been a Baaad boi all week. She says I will be punished.
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:27 AM   #55
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... there is a hole in your coolness bucket.
But is there a hole in his cock bucket?


My brother says "eat a whole bowl of fuck"
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:55 AM   #56
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In our household, the line from <i>Ghostbusters</i>
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mother puss bucket</q>
with feeling and the proper intonation speaks volumes. As an epithet, we are all indebted to Lore Sjöberg, late of Brunching Shuttlecocks and currently of The Slumbering Lungfish Dybbuk Hostel and All-Night Boulangerie for originating
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you godless couchfuck
.(Lore fans should be at pains not to miss his World of Warcraft: The Text Adventure recently in Wired News.)
When in search of an exclamation, using your very best pirate voice to utter
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Boogger me standin'!
can be quite effective, while when questioining someone's mental faculties
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fucktard
and
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asshat
serve the need.
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turdburglar
is somewhat in a class by itself.
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:06 AM   #57
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Old man: "A little food, a little beer... now, I wish I had a little pussy."
Old lady: "Me too, mine's the size of a bucket."

Cockbucket. Heh.
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:48 PM   #58
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The elf snorts and hands you a slimy, rusted, bent dagger with runes on it reading "Discount Shiv Warehouse -- Bring us a lower price, we'll stab it."
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Old 03-11-2006, 06:50 PM   #59
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While Fuck is one of my favorites and it's very flexible in its usage, I think my favorite curse word is CUNT.

I like it because it seems to be the only one that still has any effect on people. It will make a woman go crazy when she hears it, and even men get upset when they hear it.
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:27 PM   #60
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Son of a motherless goat fucker is a personal favorite. Especially when being cut off in traffic on I 95
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