am I on your Ignore List? - Page 4

W.HI.P · 04-05-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Jochser isn't by chance a longshoreman in real life, is he/she?

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place. Not too many other AGers like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

For some reason, this thread has come to remind me of this:

Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Debakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnard, room 12.
Man: Thank you.

He enters room 12.

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.

The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man

pause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute
argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did! ___
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! > very fast
M: Oh no you didn't! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! ___/
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!

>DING!< The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.

O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

(pause)
O: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
(pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows)
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!

O: (pause) No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

That is very funny, and a perfect example

Elspode · 04-05-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.HI.P

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place.

Like Homeland Security, we don't really screen new arrivals here.

Cyclefrance · 04-05-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.HI.P

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place. Not too many other AGers like that.

That is very funny, and a perfect example

Had to be MPFC - it was wasn't it? - I can picture the episode now...

richlevy · 04-05-2006, 07:02 PM

Since the reincarnation of the Cellar, I have not used the ignore list. In the dialup days, I only had two people on my ignore list, and I think one of them was a bot, judging by the incoherent posts 'she' posted. At 56k, I had a lot less tolerance for noise.

Happy Monkey · 04-05-2006, 02:06 PM

I almost never use the ignore list, but sometimes that resolve is tested.

That said, I usually react to new people on a thread by thread basis. If someone is being an ass on one thread, and reasonable on another, I'll treat them like an ass on the former and a reasonable person on the latter.

Just so you don't get surprised in the future.

SteveBsjb · 04-05-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I almost never use the ignore list, but sometimes that resolve is tested.

That said, I usually react to new people on a thread by thread basis. If someone is being an ass on one thread, and reasonable on another, I'll treat them like an ass on the former and a reasonable person on the latter.

Just so you don't get surprised in the future.

Same here.

SteveBsjb · 04-05-2006, 02:07 PM

Hahaha... love that bit! I just posted that in a thread somewhere recently too!

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 02:08 PM

Everybody shut the hell up!
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Who is the whore above the "Whore"?

I think she was winking at me.

Cheyenne · 04-05-2006, 02:22 PM

i was not winking at you!

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 02:44 PM

BTW, Elspode

... exactly how long you been stalking Jochitch?
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@ Chey, hmmmmmmm ....

OH YEAH, like a bit of Oregon/Washington/Alaska/Siberia Volcano Ash fell in your eye or sumthing?

pffft.

You wear a dark dress, or pantyhose, or wear makeup, and hopefully are female?

YOU want me....

Ya wanna know why?

Because im not on the ignore list.

Elspode · 04-05-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiddyBaby

BTW, Elspode
... exactly how long you been stalking Jochitch?

Stalking? Not stalking...it is just that the nasty case of Tourette's there was making entire threads get shut down by the Net Nanny here.

Was this some sort of "have you stopped beating your wife" type question, TB?

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 02:50 PM

(ooops my bad, Chey... did I say "you"?

I meant any of them bongo beatnick coffee drinking cellarag babes, in)general.

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 02:52 PM

@ WHIP, thanks alot, you just screwd up my foreplay.

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 02:54 PM

@ Epslode, my bad... i was just teasing you, because ya had him nailed

Elspode · 04-05-2006, 02:56 PM

Teasing is cool...that, and I kind of like the whole "Epslode" thing. I may have to change my handle.

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04-05-2006, 07:02 PM	#4
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Since the reincarnation of the Cellar, I have not used the ignore list. In the dialup days, I only had two people on my ignore list, and I think one of them was a bot, judging by the incoherent posts 'she' posted. At 56k, I had a lot less tolerance for noise. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-05-2006, 02:06 PM	#5
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I almost never use the ignore list, but sometimes that resolve is tested. That said, I usually react to new people on a thread by thread basis. If someone is being an ass on one thread, and reasonable on another, I'll treat them like an ass on the former and a reasonable person on the latter. Just so you don't get surprised in the future. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-05-2006, 02:07 PM	#7
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Hahaha... love that bit! I just posted that in a thread somewhere recently too! __________________ "It's only an internet community."

04-05-2006, 02:22 PM	#9
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	i was not winking at you! __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

04-05-2006, 02:08 PM	#8
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	Everybody shut the hell up! . . . . . . . Who is the whore above the "Whore"? I think she was winking at me.

04-05-2006, 02:44 PM	#10
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	BTW, Elspode ... exactly how long you been stalking Jochitch? . . . . @ Chey, hmmmmmmm .... OH YEAH, like a bit of Oregon/Washington/Alaska/Siberia Volcano Ash fell in your eye or sumthing? pffft. You wear a dark dress, or pantyhose, or wear makeup, and hopefully are female? YOU want me.... Ya wanna know why? Because im not on the ignore list.

04-05-2006, 02:50 PM	#12
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	(ooops my bad, Chey... did I say "you"? I meant any of them bongo beatnick coffee drinking cellarag babes, in)general.

04-05-2006, 02:52 PM	#13
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	@ WHIP, thanks alot, you just screwd up my foreplay.

04-05-2006, 02:54 PM	#14
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	@ Epslode, my bad... i was just teasing you, because ya had him nailed

04-05-2006, 02:56 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Teasing is cool...that, and I kind of like the whole "Epslode" thing. I may have to change my handle. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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