am I on your Ignore List?

[SteveBsjb]

Hahaha... love that bit! I just posted that in a thread somewhere recently too!

[SteveBsjb]

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I almost never use the ignore list, but sometimes that resolve is tested.

That said, I usually react to new people on a thread by thread basis. If someone is being an ass on one thread, and reasonable on another, I'll treat them like an ass on the former and a reasonable person on the latter.

Just so you don't get surprised in the future.

Same here.

[TiddyBaby]

Everybody shut the hell up!
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Who is the whore above the "Whore"?

I think she was winking at me.

[Cheyenne]

i was not winking at you!

[TiddyBaby]

BTW, Elspode

... exactly how long you been stalking Jochitch?
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@ Chey, hmmmmmmm ....

OH YEAH, like a bit of Oregon/Washington/Alaska/Siberia Volcano Ash fell in your eye or sumthing?

pffft.

You wear a dark dress, or pantyhose, or wear makeup, and hopefully are female?

YOU want me....

Ya wanna know why?

Because im not on the ignore list.

[W.HI.P]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Jochser isn't by chance a longshoreman in real life, is he/she?

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place. Not too many other AGers like that.

Originally Posted by Elspode

For some reason, this thread has come to remind me of this:

Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Debakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnard, room 12.
Man: Thank you.

He enters room 12.

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.

The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Manpause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: (breaking into the developing argument) Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute
argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did! ___
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! \
M: Oh no you didn't! \
O: Oh yes I did! > very fast
M: Oh no you didn't! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! /
M: No you DIDN'T! /
O: Oh yes I did! ___/
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!

>DING!< The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.

O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

(pause)
O: (dirty look) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
(pause... the Other Man raises his eyebrows)
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: (unable to talk straight he's so mad) I don't want to argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah HAH!! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!

O: (pause) No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

That is very funny, and a perfect example

[TiddyBaby]

(ooops my bad, Chey... did I say "you"?

I meant any of them bongo beatnick coffee drinking cellarag babes, in)general.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by TiddyBaby

BTW, Elspode
... exactly how long you been stalking Jochitch?

Stalking? Not stalking...it is just that the nasty case of Tourette's there was making entire threads get shut down by the Net Nanny here.

Was this some sort of "have you stopped beating your wife" type question, TB?

[TiddyBaby]

@ WHIP, thanks alot, you just screwd up my foreplay.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by W.HI.P

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place.

Like Homeland Security, we don't really screen new arrivals here.

[TiddyBaby]

@ Epslode, my bad... i was just teasing you, because ya had him nailed

[Elspode]

Teasing is cool...that, and I kind of like the whole "Epslode" thing. I may have to change my handle.

[Stevonez]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Teasing is cool...that, and I kind of like the whole "Epslode" thing. I may have to change my handle.

I have no idea what your user name even means but when I see it... it reminds me of "elks implode"... :p

perhaps that's because my dad belonged to the elk club...

[TiddyBaby]

*chuckels*
Ok my bad Once agin... But now We got the name of the virulant "fuck you and die" virus that is pissing off birds and humans in the "sentence story" thread.
"JochItchieMosis"

[Cyclefrance]

Originally Posted by W.HI.P

Actually, yes she is. I'm glad she's gone, I can't believe you guys let her in here in the first place. Not too many other AGers like that.



That is very funny, and a perfect example

Had to be MPFC - it was wasn't it? - I can picture the episode now...