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Old 08-24-2006, 10:46 AM   #1
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Wow... I need to read the news more often apparently. I don't remember hearing anything about this guy, and I live in Kansas. Are there any news stories or links that someone could share?
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:12 PM   #2
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I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.

That is all.
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:21 PM   #3
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I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.
Why did the fish have a boner?
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:23 PM   #4
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Dude. This guy was HOT.
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:19 PM   #5
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"Hot enough to give a fish a boner." <-- new user title
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:01 PM   #6
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After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.
Being submissive during sex means whatever you want it to mean babes. That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.

There used to be a tv show over here that looked at this sort of thing (Eurotrash) amongst other strangenesses. I remember seeing one where a guy got off being a door. Another guy liked being used as a bike rack. I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:20 PM   #7
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I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.
And apparently his name is Bruce. :-)

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Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:24 PM   #8
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That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.
We offer this link to help sort the kinks.
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Old 08-26-2006, 10:36 AM   #9
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A pleasant suprise.

Thank goodness for maggie. Only link I dared click on.
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:28 AM   #10
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I remember seeing one where a guy got off being a door.
He sounds seriously unhinged, but I guess we can't knock it if we haven't tried it.

Of course, if he got off being a Door, I'd just say he's a big Jim Morrison fan.
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:11 PM   #11
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He sounds seriously unhinged, but I guess we can't knock it if we haven't tried it.

Of course, if he got off being a Door, I'd just say he's a big Jim Morrison fan.
As long as he's still in the closet. If it got out into the open, he'd really be in a jamb.
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:13 PM   #12
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I'd just say he's a big Jim Morrison fan.
The Door who got busted for showing off his huge knob.
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Old 08-25-2006, 04:09 PM   #13
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That's amazing, Maggie. Reminds me of

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Old 08-25-2006, 04:33 PM   #14
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Old 08-25-2006, 04:35 PM   #15
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