Best Headlines in Major News Media - Page 4

Nic Name · 09-27-2002, 10:21 PM

A night of Ecstasy, a lifetime of brain damage

jaguar · 09-28-2002, 06:03 AM

Same silly propaganda^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h 'study' , with more FUD, your point?

and nik, the 'entertainment' in NBN's headline is that its 'obvious', my point is that its stupid and incorrect, not obvious.

Griff · 09-28-2002, 06:40 AM

Thats it, when my squirell monkey gets up this afternoon, we're gonna have a sit-down about his party habits. His spelling is already deteriorating.

Nic Name · 09-28-2002, 02:20 PM

Hey Jag,

My point is a little humour. I'm not arguing a point.

The link is to the article in The Straits Times. Ha Ha. Sorry you missed the humour of two posts in a row in this thread.

jaguar · 09-28-2002, 07:25 PM

if anything i'm dissapointed in The Straits Times

Nic Name · 10-01-2002, 09:28 PM

A mature masterpiece may be lurking in your cellar

Nic Name · 10-03-2002, 03:20 PM

Veritas CFO leaves on MBA lie

juju · 10-07-2002, 01:23 AM

Isn't it funny how the news shows always show the exact same shot of Saddam firing his shotgun from a balcony?

Am I to draw the conclusion that the man walks around with a shotgun 24/7? Is this some sort of nightly ritual? "Hey, it's 10 o'clock. Time to fire off a shell from the balcony."

How about more clips of him kicking back, smoking a cig, and drinking scotch?

Nic Name · 10-07-2002, 02:07 AM

CIA's evidence of Iraqi threat lacks 'smoking gun'

Nothing But Net · 10-11-2002, 03:09 AM

From the Houston Chronicle:

Spacewalkers overcome glitch by using hands

Glitch?

Nic Name · 11-08-2002, 08:02 PM

Alcohol rapidly confuses the brain

vsp · 11-22-2002, 08:01 PM

It says something about our society when a headline on cnn.com -- C-N-f'n-N -- reads:

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html">Scientist burns penis with hot laptop</a>

vsp · 12-03-2002, 12:39 PM

The headline is more amusing than the article, but:

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/12/03/raccoon.head.ap/index.html">Band director accused of mailing raccoon head</a>

That Guy · 12-21-2002, 08:47 AM

Death row inmate found dead
I like the fact that they gave him CPR. Good one.

That Guy · 12-21-2002, 10:20 AM

Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

09-27-2002, 10:21 PM	#46
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	The Straight's Times A night of Ecstasy, a lifetime of brain damage

09-28-2002, 06:03 AM	#47
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Same silly propaganda^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h 'study' , with more FUD, your point? and nik, the 'entertainment' in NBN's headline is that its 'obvious', my point is that its stupid and incorrect, not obvious. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

09-28-2002, 06:40 AM	#48
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thats it, when my squirell monkey gets up this afternoon, we're gonna have a sit-down about his party habits. His spelling is already deteriorating. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-28-2002, 07:25 PM	#50
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	if anything i'm dissapointed in The Straits Times __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

10-07-2002, 02:07 AM	#54
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	That's the smoking gun! CIA's evidence of Iraqi threat lacks 'smoking gun'

09-28-2002, 02:20 PM	#49
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Hey Jag, My point is a little humour. I'm not arguing a point. The link is to the article in The Straits Times. Ha Ha. Sorry you missed the humour of two posts in a row in this thread.

10-01-2002, 09:28 PM	#51
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	A mature masterpiece may be lurking in your cellar

10-03-2002, 03:20 PM	#52
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Veritas CFO leaves on MBA lie

10-07-2002, 01:23 AM	#53
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Isn't it funny how the news shows always show the exact same shot of Saddam firing his shotgun from a balcony? Am I to draw the conclusion that the man walks around with a shotgun 24/7? Is this some sort of nightly ritual? "Hey, it's 10 o'clock. Time to fire off a shell from the balcony." How about more clips of him kicking back, smoking a cig, and drinking scotch?

10-11-2002, 03:09 AM	#55
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	You've gotta love this one! From the Houston Chronicle: Spacewalkers overcome glitch by using hands Glitch?

11-08-2002, 08:02 PM	#56
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Alcohol rapidly confuses the brain

11-22-2002, 08:01 PM	#57
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Sign of the Apocalypse, No. 483 It says something about our society when a headline on cnn.com -- C-N-f'n-N -- reads: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html">Scientist burns penis with hot laptop</a>

12-03-2002, 12:39 PM	#58
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	The headline is more amusing than the article, but: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/12/03/raccoon.head.ap/index.html">Band director accused of mailing raccoon head</a>

12-21-2002, 08:47 AM	#59
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Death row inmate found dead I like the fact that they gave him CPR. Good one.

12-21-2002, 10:20 AM	#60
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

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