Bruises - Page 4

BigV · 10-10-2007, 10:31 AM

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kerosene · 10-10-2007, 10:43 AM

Razz, someone stepped on you?! That's terrible!

jester · 10-10-2007, 11:46 AM

Not mine, but the boys (football practice).

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theotherguy · 10-10-2007, 05:00 PM

Freaks.

OK. So, I think Razz's bruises are from a bar fight with a 3ft midget wielding nothing but a very stale loaf of bread and a non-lethal cat-o-three-tails.

SteveDallas · 10-10-2007, 05:51 PM

Why three? Is there numerological significance?

theotherguy · 10-10-2007, 05:54 PM

Nope. I had not noticed I used the number three twice in one sentence (the numbers in this one were on purpose).

Razzmatazz13 · 10-10-2007, 09:32 PM

LOL I was going to tell after the next guess...but now you're all amusing me with responses...guess I'll have to keep it a secret a little longer

Flint · 10-10-2007, 09:54 PM

I think lumberjim's face qualifies as a bruise on the ass of good taste.

lumberjim · 10-11-2007, 12:36 AM

HOW'D YOU LIKE A NICE BRUISE ON YOUR BEANBAG?!!

I'll rochambeaux you.

HungLikeJesus · 10-12-2007, 04:31 PM

I was once standing by a hydraulic press that broke and was hit in the face by a solid bar of steel - right across the nose and cheek. As far as I remember, that's the only bruise I've ever had. Sorry, but I didn't get any pictures. I didn't consider the possibility that it was an art form.

theotherguy · 10-12-2007, 04:34 PM

That's what ya get for pissin' off a hydraulic press.

10-13-2007, 01:02 AM

I've got a pic of a real bad one from my angeo somewhere.

Sundae · 10-13-2007, 04:35 AM

My Dad showed my brother a picture of the bruise on my foot last night. IN CHURCH!

We were there for my niece's confirmation, so Dad had his camera of course. Before the service started he was checking it was all set up (there was a photo op at the altar to stop people taking pics during the service) and he came across it. He was so pleased with himself that neither my brother nor I reminded him that bro had seen the real thing when I was here last weekend.

Sundae · 10-13-2007, 10:49 AM

Ahem, stretch marks.

ZenGum · 10-13-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Ahem, stretch marks.

I didn't want to say that.

Apparently I did these (see n00bs thread in cellar meta), I'm sorry Razz.

10-10-2007, 10:31 AM	#1
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10-10-2007, 09:32 PM	#7
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10-10-2007, 09:54 PM	#8
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10-11-2007, 12:36 AM	#9
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10-12-2007, 04:31 PM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I was once standing by a hydraulic press that broke and was hit in the face by a solid bar of steel - right across the nose and cheek. As far as I remember, that's the only bruise I've ever had. Sorry, but I didn't get any pictures. I didn't consider the possibility that it was an art form. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-10-2007, 10:43 AM	#2
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Razz, someone stepped on you?! That's terrible!

10-10-2007, 11:46 AM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Not mine, but the boys (football practice).

10-10-2007, 05:00 PM	#4
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Freaks. OK. So, I think Razz's bruises are from a bar fight with a 3ft midget wielding nothing but a very stale loaf of bread and a non-lethal cat-o-three-tails.

10-10-2007, 05:51 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Why three? Is there numerological significance?

10-10-2007, 05:54 PM	#6
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Nope. I had not noticed I used the number three twice in one sentence (the numbers in this one were on purpose).

10-12-2007, 04:34 PM	#11
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	That's what ya get for pissin' off a hydraulic press. __________________ I should be working.

10-13-2007, 01:02 AM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I've got a pic of a real bad one from my angeo somewhere.

10-13-2007, 04:35 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My Dad showed my brother a picture of the bruise on my foot last night. IN CHURCH! We were there for my niece's confirmation, so Dad had his camera of course. Before the service started he was checking it was all set up (there was a photo op at the altar to stop people taking pics during the service) and he came across it. He was so pleased with himself that neither my brother nor I reminded him that bro had seen the real thing when I was here last weekend. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-13-2007, 10:49 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ahem, stretch marks. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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