Generation Q

[toranokaze]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Soma, anyone?

And some sex hormone gum

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by toranokaze

And some sex hormone gum

You mean like this?

Suplitol Tongkat Ali Gum for Men contains a variety of natural herbs and extracts proven (they say) to improve blood flow and muscular function - and they don't mean in your arms, regardless of what the ad photo displays. The gum also contains something called "plant testosterone"... hey, have you ever seen a limp tree?

[ZenGum]

Or like this:

Sorry ladies, if you thought that a Japanese "sex gum for women" was going to be the complement of the just mentioned Suplitol Tongkat Ali Gum for Men, you're going to be sadly disappointed - and probably more than a little annoyed. Bust Up Gum, the female sex gum from B2UP, just makes the fairer sex more sexy - in the eyes of the opposite sex!

None of that blood flow stuff, noooo... according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone." I didn't know breasts HAD a tone - unless it's High C (or B Flat). Still, it's amazing... boob-enhancing gum. They could call it Double Bubble if the name wasn't already taken.

Bust Up gum is just the latest Japanese food product containing Pueraria extracts - others include F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies. Can't say they're not confident in their products!

[toranokaze]

It truly is a Brave New World

[BigV]

That's A flat.

Carry on.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Though she looks more like a C Sharp. Twin Peaks, anyway.

[Spectacle]

Intriguing as always, man's obsession with her bosom.
Got my attention though, obviously.

[ZenGum]

Meanwhile, some real Aussie sheilas prove they don't need chewing gum....

From http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...l?from=mostpop

A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples.

The 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrates court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined $1000, while an off-duty barmaid was fined $500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

I love the way paragraph three implies that hotel licensing laws explicitly forbid crushing beer cans between breasts. I think it is just poorly written, but, you never know, this is Australia...

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Just curious. I think it's a bit presumptuous that's all. I'm pretty sure it's going to get you in trouble when a few others see it.

I think she prefers "you Americans!!!" to "us or we Americans".


Just jokes....don't threaten to remove my smilies again.

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Meanwhile, some real Aussie sheilas prove they don't need chewing gum....

From http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...l?from=mostpop



I love the way paragraph three implies that hotel licensing laws explicitly forbid crushing beer cans between breasts. I think it is just poorly written, but, you never know, this is Australia...

That's a very funny story in my opinion. I don't know what the countryside is like in Peel, but that's nothing compared to some of the stuff that happens in outback pubs. What I want to know is, if nipples are out, are they allowed to hang spoons off their noses instead? I know this provides hours of entertainment for my kids when they're stuck at various different functions we take them to.

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by Cicero

I think she prefers "you Americans!!!" to "us or we Americans".


Just jokes....don't threaten to remove my smilies again.

No, I meant you personally. I don't think the whole population of a country should be held responsible for the ramblings of one person.

[Cicero]

Then you will have to quit representing England for Dana.



Plbbbt!

[Aliantha]

I didn't represent England for Dana. I represented my own opinion from the perspective of a nation which has very similar laws, which you implied you weren't interested in anyway. *shrugs* whatever.

[DanaC]

Then you will have to quit representing England for Dana.

Having an opinion on another country, and clarifying what one considers to be the pertinent points in the discussion is very different to holding yourself up as a representative of that country and the views/character of its people.

In fairness to UG I don't think there's much wrong with referring to "us Americans" etc. I do it from time to time myself. It is simply a way of emphasising national character or predilections, in a way that contrasts with the national character or predilections of the other person's country.

To an extent I think most of us do that...of course UG tends to express himself (and indeed seems to hold views) with a greater than normal level of intensity, so it tends to stand out a little more when he does it. Just my take on it.

[Aliantha]

Also, just to add to the whole point of my discussion with UG, he was aware of the intent in my posts as evidenced by his responses to me. I think pretty much everyone else got it too.