Can you fold a fitted sheet? - Page 4

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 09:35 PM

ok...that post just made me crack up. lol Very funny.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 10:23 PM

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I can't say. I have extremely limited experience with anyone else's mattress but my own.

Do you always make the bed yourself?

BigV · 10-28-2007, 10:28 PM

Yes.

As to the reasons why, I demure.

Suffice to say that it is easier for all involved. Especially since I am at considerable risk for the same injury Dazza recently suffered.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 10:32 PM

Well my advice is, don't do it! If you do happen to stick your fingers in the fan though, can you make sure you've got the camera going? I really am a sadist.

BigV · 10-28-2007, 10:37 PM

You know, I can count two times in recent memory that UG has been civil to me, no, kind and friendly even.

One was when he called me naughty for accusing Cloud of telling him to shut up, and the other was when he called coincidence agreement with respect to the current version of the Pledge.

In this post, he simply ignores me.

I prefer both of these to his usual belittling, but these are still unsettling.

Does any other dwellar use so many words to say so little?

Besides myself, of course.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 10:38 PM

There are a number of others. lol

lumberjim · 10-28-2007, 10:41 PM

i concede to aliantha's superior post whoring abilities. i'm way out of my league here.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 10:43 PM

thankyou! I will accept your surrender gracefully.

Better luck next time mate.

DucksNuts · 10-28-2007, 11:02 PM

Shes a good whore, I am glad to be her pimp.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 11:08 PM

You want a lil lovin sugar mamma?

Hoof Hearted · 10-29-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

yes, but now you know how, will you bother doing it anyway?

I have a feeling I will try...but it just may wind up wad/stuffed anyways. Though the corners will all be neat and together. Surely that counts for points?

Happy Monkey · 10-29-2007, 12:16 PM

I folded a fitted sheet this past Friday. I used a very similar method to the provided instructions. I may do the pillowcase thing later.

Cicero · 10-29-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I folded a fitted sheet this past Friday. I used aery similar method to the provided instructions. I may do the pillowcase thing later.

Judging from your folding abilities...I just want to watch that....

Laundry just got a lot more interesting.

Happy Monkey · 10-29-2007, 12:39 PM

I don't think the sheet folding would be all that interesting, but I do make origami cranes out of restauraunt napkins...

Cicero · 10-29-2007, 12:49 PM

Exhibit A:

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=731

10-28-2007, 09:35 PM	#46
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ok...that post just made me crack up. lol Very funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 10:28 PM	#48
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Yes. As to the reasons why, I demure. Suffice to say that it is easier for all involved. Especially since I am at considerable risk for the same injury Dazza recently suffered. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-28-2007, 10:32 PM	#49
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well my advice is, don't do it! If you do happen to stick your fingers in the fan though, can you make sure you've got the camera going? I really am a sadist. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 10:37 PM	#50
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You know, I can count two times in recent memory that UG has been civil to me, no, kind and friendly even. One was when he called me naughty for accusing Cloud of telling him to shut up, and the other was when he called coincidence agreement with respect to the current version of the Pledge. In this post, he simply ignores me. I prefer both of these to his usual belittling, but these are still unsettling. Does any other dwellar use so many words to say so little? Besides myself, of course. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-28-2007, 10:38 PM	#51
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There are a number of others. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 10:41 PM	#52
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i concede to aliantha's superior post whoring abilities. i'm way out of my league here. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2007, 10:43 PM	#53
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	thankyou! I will accept your surrender gracefully. Better luck next time mate. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 11:02 PM	#54
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Shes a good whore, I am glad to be her pimp.

10-28-2007, 11:08 PM	#55
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You want a lil lovin sugar mamma? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2007, 12:16 PM	#57
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I folded a fitted sheet this past Friday. I used a very similar method to the provided instructions. I may do the pillowcase thing later. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics] Last edited by Happy Monkey; 10-29-2007 at 12:38 PM. Reason: fix typo

10-29-2007, 12:39 PM	#59
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I don't think the sheet folding would be all that interesting, but I do make origami cranes out of restauraunt napkins... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-29-2007, 12:49 PM	#60
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Exhibit A: http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=731 __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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