Strange compliments - Page 4

Pie · 03-19-2009, 02:30 PM

...and how wide was his stance?

03-19-2009, 11:36 PM

I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

TheMercenary · 03-20-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

03-20-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

Nice vagina monologue! :p

03-20-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Nice vagina monologue! :p

I do my best!

Crimson Ghost · 03-21-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

bwahahahahahaaa

Pie · 03-20-2009, 11:00 AM

Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki.

03-20-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki.

seriously...

Undertoad · 03-20-2009, 11:08 AM

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

sugarpop · 03-26-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words.

(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

Razzmatazz13 · 04-04-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sugarpop

bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words.

(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

They left the door open when they did the ultrasound on my heart as well. Gown open, boobs hanging out, techs walking by the door. Nice.

morethanpretty · 04-04-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

They left the door open when they did the ultrasound on my heart as well. Gown open, boobs hanging out, techs walking by the door. Nice.

I'm pretty sure thats some sorta violation. Oh, and how about this? TELL them to shut the damn door!

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2009, 11:30 AM

What you should have said: no, my girlfriend has a really sensitive tongue.

03-19-2009, 02:30 PM	#1
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	...and how wide was his stance? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-20-2009, 11:00 AM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-20-2009, 11:30 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What you should have said: no, my girlfriend has a really sensitive tongue. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2009, 11:36 PM	#2
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me.

03-20-2009, 11:08 AM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded. So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!" uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

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