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Old 09-09-2009, 10:32 AM   #46
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Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:53 AM   #47
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Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:29 AM   #48
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Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:40 AM   #49
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[jumping in] I had to look back to see who brought in P-funk! Way to go Pie! [jumping out]
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:41 AM   #50
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To go with the Clinton, natch.

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:36 PM   #51
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HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:59 PM   #52
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HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:19 PM   #53
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HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:47 PM   #54
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HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:48 PM   #55
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HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:10 PM   #56
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AHEM. 50 posts. Game over. Final sentence:

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HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel
Discuss.

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Old 09-09-2009, 05:10 PM   #57
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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Old 09-09-2009, 05:11 PM   #58
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Howsabout "WordPress Sucks". That about covers it.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:02 PM   #59
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Originally Posted by hackhelios View Post
New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)
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AHEM. 50 posts. Game over. Final sentence:



Discuss.

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its a game to 100 this time
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:04 PM   #60
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HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the fella during the fashizzel
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