Rules for Pets. - Page 4

pilau · 09-20-2009, 04:45 PM

Rules what humin peepels muss follow and som useful tips

1. Jus cos you cant see whut I is barking at, duznt mean der is nuffink to bark at.
2. Birds is for chasing
3. Cars is for chasing
4. Kids is for chasing
5. Peepels is for chasing
6. Bikes is for chasing
7. Cats is definittly for chasing
8. Flies is for chasing.
9. Everytime the Cupboard Door is opent, a biscuit shud happen.
10. Baffs is the work of the devul; ponds is God's gift to Good Dogs.

I haf more but is makin my hed hurt.

monster · 09-20-2009, 08:49 PM

fish rules:

1) glub
2) glub

capnhowdy · 09-21-2009, 07:07 PM

Ball is priority over all things. Including your dinner, china, and furniture. Rugs are simply foot to floor shock absorbers.

Queen of the Ryche · 09-22-2009, 02:35 PM

I brungz you de birdy to say fank yuz fer da rubs and da gud fudz. Sorry it not quite dead and poop in yers rooms.

Gravdigr · 09-24-2009, 05:38 AM

Gravdigrz Cat Rules

1. No dairy for Slick. He's lactose intolerant, and I don't like cleaning up used milk.

2. Nobody, but NOBODY, gets love without Slick in the middle.

3. If people have spaghetti, Slick has spaghetti, or people bleed.

09-20-2009, 08:49 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	fish rules: 1) glub 2) glub __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2009, 07:07 PM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Ball is priority over all things. Including your dinner, china, and furniture. Rugs are simply foot to floor shock absorbers. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-22-2009, 02:35 PM	#4
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I brungz you de birdy to say fank yuz fer da rubs and da gud fudz. Sorry it not quite dead and poop in yers rooms. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

09-24-2009, 05:38 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gravdigrz Cat Rules 1. No dairy for Slick. He's lactose intolerant, and I don't like cleaning up used milk. 2. Nobody, but NOBODY, gets love without Slick in the middle. 3. If people have spaghetti, Slick has spaghetti, or people bleed. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-20-2009, 04:45 PM	#1
pilau He Who Must be Fed Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 16	Rules what humin peepels muss follow and som useful tips 1. Jus cos you cant see whut I is barking at, duznt mean der is nuffink to bark at. 2. Birds is for chasing 3. Cars is for chasing 4. Kids is for chasing 5. Peepels is for chasing 6. Bikes is for chasing 7. Cats is definittly for chasing 8. Flies is for chasing. 9. Everytime the Cupboard Door is opent, a biscuit shud happen. 10. Baffs is the work of the devul; ponds is God's gift to Good Dogs. I haf more but is makin my hed hurt.

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