Complain about something no one else gives a rat's ass about - Page 4

TheMercenary · 10-27-2010, 10:30 PM

It is so GD cute, who could complain?

Gravdigr · 10-28-2010, 03:32 AM

I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish???

Pete Zicato · 10-28-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish???

They're making you look at more ads.

Gravdigr · 11-30-2010, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish???

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

They're making you look at more ads.

So, why can't they number all the fucking pages? The damn story is continued on page 69, guess what?

There ain't no fucking page 69!$@#%@

glatt · 11-30-2010, 08:36 AM

Because they want you to flip around looking at every page (and every ad) looking for the rest of the story.

casimendocina · 10-28-2010, 03:43 AM

The chocolate covered in hundreds and thousands that I'm eating is too sweet.

monster · 10-28-2010, 09:55 AM

The WordAssoc thread gets right on my tits, making it look like there are new and potentially interesting post in this forum when there aren't. It needs to die. horribly.

HungLikeJesus · 10-28-2010, 11:41 PM

That's great SD. When you learn Java you can help me implement new decimal and the tenth digit.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2010, 11:52 PM

Watch out Steve, when James Bond appears HLJ will be nowhere to be found, and you'll be left holding the bag.

Griff · 10-29-2010, 06:31 AM

Halloween = fall of civilization That is all.

morethanpretty · 10-29-2010, 07:30 AM

I'm worried we have bed bugs.

Sundae · 10-29-2010, 08:46 AM

I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window.
Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN!
A man cannot be a Princess.
And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling.
That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver.

Also - why can't old people say things only once?
Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation.
Is it some kind of elongated stutter?
Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks?
Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-29-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window.
Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN!
A man cannot be a Princess.
And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling.
That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver.

Maybe he had a princess in a child seat you couldn't see?

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Also - why can't old people say things only once?
Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation.
Is it some kind of elongated stutter?
Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks?
Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.

Because you damn whippersnappers don't listen.

morethanpretty · 10-29-2010, 08:47 AM

SG - they forgot they said it the first time.

Cloud · 10-29-2010, 11:42 AM

a man can be a princess if he wants to, I say!

10-27-2010, 10:30 PM	#1
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10-28-2010, 03:32 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'd like to see a magazine that has a story not broken across the entire magazine. You start a story on page 21, read a page and a half and ya get "continued on page 67". Oh and does page 67 even have a fucking page number on it, hell no! And page 22, a different story that gets the same treatment, continued on page 79. What the fuck?! Why can't the story be printed in full from start to finish??? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-28-2010, 09:55 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The WordAssoc thread gets right on my tits, making it look like there are new and potentially interesting post in this forum when there aren't. It needs to die. horribly. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-28-2010, 11:41 PM	#8
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10-28-2010, 11:52 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Watch out Steve, when James Bond appears HLJ will be nowhere to be found, and you'll be left holding the bag. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-30-2010, 08:36 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Because they want you to flip around looking at every page (and every ad) looking for the rest of the story.

10-28-2010, 03:43 AM	#6
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	The chocolate covered in hundreds and thousands that I'm eating is too sweet.

10-29-2010, 06:31 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Halloween = fall of civilization That is all. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-29-2010, 07:30 AM	#11
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I'm worried we have bed bugs. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-29-2010, 08:46 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I saw a car yesterday with a "Princess On Board" sunscreen in the window. Get this - the only occupant of the car was A MAN! A man cannot be a Princess. And it was only a temporary sunscreen, so he could easily remove it when the Princess is not travelling. That's on a par with parking in a Disabled spot without a blue badge - complete misrepresentation. I hope Her Highness has words with her driver. Also - why can't old people say things only once? Why do they have to repeat themselves halfway through the conversation. Is it some kind of elongated stutter? Or is some alien intelligence cutting and splicing what they say for kicks? Because it's the same words, in the same intonation, just a FEW SECONDS OR MINUTES AFTER IT WAS FIRST SAID.

10-29-2010, 08:47 AM	#14
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	SG - they forgot they said it the first time. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-29-2010, 11:42 AM	#15
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	a man can be a princess if he wants to, I say! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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