End of the World Skilz - Page 4

Bullitt · 03-06-2011, 10:08 PM

Trained EMT so nasty injuries don't faze me
Work well with little sleep for extended periods
Good negotiator of stressful situations
Big, strong dude so I can handle myself and smack a bitch around when words stop working
Decent amount of outdoors knowledge like building fires, shelter, cooking, decent shot, etc.

Weaknesses:
Don't own a firearm
Can't sew worth a damn
I snore

zippyt · 03-06-2011, 10:52 PM

Bullet
We Need a wilderness Doc , strong young dude ,
but the snoring DUDE !! NOT TACTICAL !!!

monster · 03-07-2011, 12:06 AM

end-of-world skills.

srsly, who can't apply heat to food where necessaryZ? Who can't bury seeds in soil and water?

Teaching English? To whom and why?

sexobon · 03-07-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

... I am not squeamish about what I eat ...

The Donner Party
People

People,
People who eat people,
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're carnivores, needing other carnivores
While letting a survivor's pride
Satisfy all the hunger inside
Acting more like cannibals than animals

Cannibals,
Are very special people
They're the luckiest people in the world
With one person, one very tasty person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you were hungry now you're full
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person who eats people
People who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world ...

Cloud · 03-07-2011, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

but the snoring DUDE !! NOT TACTICAL !!!

Pete Zicato · 03-07-2011, 09:06 AM

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http://arloandjanis.com/

Glinda · 03-07-2011, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

What, you can't build me a bed? Screw it, I'm not hoofing it all the way up to Glinda's if I'm not even going to have a bed. Next you're going to tell me the post-apocalyptic plumbing won't work...

Well, I could make you a nice feather bed, but then I'd have nekkid chickens. Trust me, nobody wants that.

As for post-apocalyptic plumbing, I've got my eye on a nice little porta potty at a nearby construction site...

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 01:56 PM

I can bark orders.

I can bark.

I can assemble things. I have great eye/hand coordination.

I'm mean.

Anything but cookery or cleanery or knittery.

Sundae · 03-07-2011, 02:04 PM

But can you V-Jazzle me?

Bullitt · 03-07-2011, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Bullet
We Need a wilderness Doc , strong young dude ,
but the snoring DUDE !! NOT TACTICAL !!!

If I sleep on my stomach I'm cool, but yeah otherwise I'll be drawing every zombie in a mile radius. Sorry man

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 02:18 PM

We'll glue a tennis ball to your back.

Sundae · 03-07-2011, 02:30 PM

Bullitt!
The end of the world does not necessarily mean zombies!
It might simply be a case of every surviving man's sperm being sterilised.

In which case you'd still be of value to Shel.
Although if the only survivors were you and Matt Damon- no offense - you might go to bed cold.

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

But can you V-Jazzle me?

I don't know what this means!?!?

Sundae · 03-07-2011, 02:56 PM

I'll give you a lickle clue.

V = vagina
Jazzle = jewels + sparkles + frazzle

It's not a good clue though, it refers to decorating your fur and is nothing to do with adding diamonds up the baby-chute.
In fact it's about having tawdry things added to your muff in the hope you will be considered a classy bird.
But let's face it, if you haven't convinced them you are classy by the time thay catch sight of your hoo-ha, then you have pretty much lucked out.

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 02:57 PM

In the end times (snicker, she said end times) it STILL won't mean a thing if it ain't got that SCHWIIIINGGGGG.

Accessories sold separately.

03-06-2011, 10:08 PM	#46
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Trained EMT so nasty injuries don't faze me Work well with little sleep for extended periods Good negotiator of stressful situations Big, strong dude so I can handle myself and smack a bitch around when words stop working Decent amount of outdoors knowledge like building fires, shelter, cooking, decent shot, etc. Weaknesses: Don't own a firearm Can't sew worth a damn I snore __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

03-06-2011, 10:52 PM	#47
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bullet We Need a wilderness Doc , strong young dude , but the snoring DUDE !! NOT TACTICAL !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-07-2011, 12:06 AM	#48
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	end-of-world skills. srsly, who can't apply heat to food where necessaryZ? Who can't bury seeds in soil and water? Teaching English? To whom and why? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-07-2011, 09:06 AM	#51
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	. http://arloandjanis.com/ Attached Images __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-07-2011, 01:56 PM	#53
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I can bark orders. I can bark. I can assemble things. I have great eye/hand coordination. I'm mean. Anything but cookery or cleanery or knittery. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2011, 02:04 PM	#54
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But can you V-Jazzle me?

03-07-2011, 02:18 PM	#56
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We'll glue a tennis ball to your back. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2011, 02:30 PM	#57
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bullitt! The end of the world does not necessarily mean zombies! It might simply be a case of every surviving man's sperm being sterilised. In which case you'd still be of value to Shel. Although if the only survivors were you and Matt Damon- no offense - you might go to bed cold.

03-07-2011, 02:56 PM	#59
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'll give you a lickle clue. V = vagina Jazzle = jewels + sparkles + frazzle It's not a good clue though, it refers to decorating your fur and is nothing to do with adding diamonds up the baby-chute. In fact it's about having tawdry things added to your muff in the hope you will be considered a classy bird. But let's face it, if you haven't convinced them you are classy by the time thay catch sight of your hoo-ha, then you have pretty much lucked out.

03-07-2011, 02:57 PM	#60
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In the end times (snicker, she said end times) it STILL won't mean a thing if it ain't got that SCHWIIIINGGGGG. Accessories sold separately. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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