What is YOUR favorite expletive? - Page 4

lumberjim · 03-16-2004, 04:06 PM

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"Sucks moosecock" is original me.

something you'd like to tell us about, wolf?

wolf · 03-17-2004, 12:55 AM

I didn't want to shock you by letting you know that I may, at some time in my life, have used such phrases as "afro-engineering."

So I went for the moose reference.

ladysycamore · 03-17-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by wolf
I didn't want to shock you by letting you know that I may, at some time in my life, have used such phrases as "afro-engineering."

So I went for the moose reference.

Afro-engineering!

These
look pretty engineered.

wolf · 03-17-2004, 09:21 AM

Those are scary.

SteveDallas · 03-17-2004, 09:36 AM

Some of the original "African Engineering"

wolf · 03-17-2004, 09:41 AM

And those are quite beautiful and mysterious.

richlevy · 03-17-2004, 01:08 PM

Funny story.

Many years ago, I worked for a company that designed rail/shipping computer systems. One of our clients was very concerned about customers using expletives as passwords, so they requested that we come up with a method of preventing certain words from being used as a password.

I don't think anyone took the project very seriously, so instead of parsing for 'bad words', someone created a table of any of the 'seven dirty words' and their derivatives, including combinations, that could fit into 8 characters and created a searchable table.

I wasn't there for the project, but I stumbled across the table doing maintenance. It had somewhere around two hundred entries.

Once in a while, I would look it up and refer to it if the situation warranted it.

P.S. No, I didn't save a f***g copy.

phillybilly · 03-17-2004, 04:04 PM

Not really an expeletive, but some people would say it when really pissed....

'rat shit..bat shit..dirty old twat..sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot...hurray....LIZARD SHIT.....FUCK!!

you would get a little louder toward the end, that is why I capitalized...

Yeah it worked for me

but when all else fails, this never does.....

Later!

perth · 03-17-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by warch
for persons, generally inaudible yet heartfelt: Fuck you, you fuckin fuck.

Late to the conversation, But I always liked this variation:

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuckin' fuck fuck fuckball fuck.

Is that a lot of repetition? Yeah. But say it out loud, and thank me later.

Dagney · 03-17-2004, 04:46 PM

Any of these would do.....

Happy Monkey · 03-17-2004, 05:20 PM

Here's a reference.

headsplice · 03-18-2004, 12:04 PM

jerkstore
crap
shitforbrains
grassfucker
son of an infidel

beavis · 03-18-2004, 01:07 PM

horseshit. my absolute fave.

i get lazy and pronounce it "horshit."

hot_pastrami · 03-18-2004, 03:05 PM

I got bored, so I made this Random Expletive Insult Generator. Not safe for work, and definitely not safe for the tender of heart.

I quickly made the word lists based on my own extensive profanity collection, and some of the contributions here... and although I didn't spend the time to fill out the lists completely, there are still over 4.5 trillion unique insults that this thing can generate. Yowza.

If anybody has any fun suggestions for this thing, let me know.

lumberjim · 03-18-2004, 03:56 PM

unbelievable. you'll make "cool site of the day" if you're not careful.

the randomizer seems to favor the word "reprehensible"....but, i am really impressed with your ability. It's a good thing that you use your powers for good, and not evil.

03-17-2004, 12:55 AM	#47
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I didn't want to shock you by letting you know that I may, at some time in my life, have used such phrases as "afro-engineering." So I went for the moose reference. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-17-2004, 09:21 AM	#49
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Those are scary. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-17-2004, 09:41 AM	#51
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	And those are quite beautiful and mysterious. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-17-2004, 01:08 PM	#52
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Funny story. Many years ago, I worked for a company that designed rail/shipping computer systems. One of our clients was very concerned about customers using expletives as passwords, so they requested that we come up with a method of preventing certain words from being used as a password. I don't think anyone took the project very seriously, so instead of parsing for 'bad words', someone created a table of any of the 'seven dirty words' and their derivatives, including combinations, that could fit into 8 characters and created a searchable table. I wasn't there for the project, but I stumbled across the table doing maintenance. It had somewhere around two hundred entries. Once in a while, I would look it up and refer to it if the situation warranted it. P.S. No, I didn't save a f*g copy. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama**

03-17-2004, 04:04 PM	#53
phillybilly Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Posts: 68	AH, I rememebr one when I was a kid Not really an expeletive, but some people would say it when really pissed.... 'rat shit..bat shit..dirty old twat..sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot...hurray....LIZARD SHIT.....FUCK!! you would get a little louder toward the end, that is why I capitalized... Yeah it worked for me but when all else fails, this never does..... Later!

03-17-2004, 09:36 AM	#50
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Some of the original "African Engineering"

03-17-2004, 04:46 PM	#55
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Any of these would do..... __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

03-17-2004, 05:20 PM	#56
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Here's a reference. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-18-2004, 12:04 PM	#57
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	jerkstore crap shitforbrains grassfucker son of an infidel __________________ Don't Panic

03-18-2004, 01:07 PM	#58
beavis butthead died Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: mtv reruns Posts: 88	horseshit. my absolute fave. i get lazy and pronounce it "horshit."

03-18-2004, 03:05 PM	#59
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I got bored, so I made this Random Expletive Insult Generator. Not safe for work, and definitely not safe for the tender of heart. I quickly made the word lists based on my own extensive profanity collection, and some of the contributions here... and although I didn't spend the time to fill out the lists completely, there are still over 4.5 trillion unique insults that this thing can generate. Yowza. If anybody has any fun suggestions for this thing, let me know. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

03-18-2004, 03:56 PM	#60
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	unbelievable. you'll make "cool site of the day" if you're not careful. the randomizer seems to favor the word "reprehensible"....but, i am really impressed with your ability. It's a good thing that you use your powers for good, and not evil. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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