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#46 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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A) and I had that job once.
Would you rather A] Throw your favorite family pet off the top of a 50-story building, or B] Accept $10,000,000. cash? |
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#47 |
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Hammond, La.
Posts: 978
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That one's a no-brainer....I'd take the money, of course!
Would you rather: test rectal thermometers for a living or be the one who administers the rectal thermometer?
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#48 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kingdom of Atlantia
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B. No question.
Would you rather (a)Spend $500 a year for 10 years to oust a tyrannical maniac that gasses his own countrymen, ensuring a better life for them and their children or (b)Get an extra $500 tax break for 10 years? edit: made it more evenly matched. |
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#49 |
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Hammond, La.
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A. I don't get any taxes back regardless of how much I'm owed anyway--it all goes straight to student loan payoffs. Besides, tyrannical maniacs who gas their own people are just a bore at parties, ya know?
Would you rather: A. streak down a sidewalk at lunch hour, for $1000 or B. kill a giant flying cockroach with your bare finger for $100? (this should be interesting)
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#50 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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A.
i'm streaking right now! rather: eat 1 raw egg(certified salmonella free) or eat 15 hard boiled?
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#51 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 12,486
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Would you rather:
--Spend 8 hours with Jimbo? or --Spend 8 hours with Radar? |
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#52 |
Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
Posts: 1,105
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Raw egg. ROCKY STLE!!
(8 hours with Jimbo) would you rather: a) Go to a tropical destination with 4 of your closest friends (no partner) for a week? b) Go to a tropical destination with a love interest for a week?
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#53 |
lurkin old school
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2,796
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Tropical with 4 buddies
Would you rather A. resurface roofs in Central Texas everyday for the month of August without pay or B. watch a continuous marathon screening of every episode of "Blossom" in a ladderback wood chair with no refreshments. |
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#54 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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bitch
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#55 |
Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
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resurfacing roofs - probably get to hang with some friendly spunky tradesman - and get a tan!
would you rather- if you were homeless and there was no other options would you rather - a) steal old ladies handbags b) Prostitute your self
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#56 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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id prostitute the old ladies. gotta keep that pimp hand strong.
but seriously, folks....B. stealing is wrong. prostitution isnt....unless a man wants some....yuck! rather: win $1000/week for life cash money tax free or win $750,000 today. cash money tax free
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#57 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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B.) $750,000 immediately. I can invest now, but by the time I'm in my fifties, $1000 a week won't buy me a loaf of bread.
Would you rather: A.) Be allergic to all the foods you love or B.) Have no taste buds at all. Edit: because apparently I'm an idiot who can't manage more than half of a two-step process. Last edited by Clodfobble; 04-20-2004 at 11:13 PM. |
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#58 |
Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
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$1000 dollars a week. (in 15 years thats already over $750,000) plus i can keep working if i want, and invest some, or just use it as a bit of on the side money, or live off it completely.. its up to me.
would you rather - spens a week in 100 degree desert with (insert celeb of choice) or spend a week in paradise with a gay lepar who is interested in makin you their bitch.
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#59 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Sweat is a splendid lubricant, so I'm going with A.
Drive a gorgeous sports car that breaks down frequently and which you must repair yourself or Drive a beater that is utterly reliable and inexpensive to operate?
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Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I come from a land downunder
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beater. Reliability is the utmost important thing in a car for me.. besides i know nothing about fixing them.
ok your walking down a dark alley at 11pm in an urban neighbourhood, its a short cut home from the pub. a young kid about 13 or 14 steps out from behind a shrub, and demands your wallett and mobile phone. he doesnt APPEAR to be armed, and you may have a chance of taking him down if you tried.. conjouring up all sorts of lawsuits. he wont leave with out a fight so would you rather: a) give the kid your belongings and walk away or b) take him on, not knowing if he is armed.
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