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Old 04-19-2004, 06:22 PM   #46
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A) and I had that job once.

Would you rather

A] Throw your favorite family pet off the top of a 50-story building,

or

B] Accept $10,000,000. cash?
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Old 04-19-2004, 06:49 PM   #47
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That one's a no-brainer....I'd take the money, of course!


Would you rather:

test rectal thermometers for a living

or

be the one who administers the rectal thermometer?
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Old 04-19-2004, 06:51 PM   #48
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B. No question.


Would you rather

(a)Spend $500 a year for 10 years to oust a tyrannical maniac that gasses his own countrymen, ensuring a better life for them and their children

or

(b)Get an extra $500 tax break for 10 years?


edit: made it more evenly matched.
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:15 PM   #49
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A. I don't get any taxes back regardless of how much I'm owed anyway--it all goes straight to student loan payoffs. Besides, tyrannical maniacs who gas their own people are just a bore at parties, ya know?


Would you rather:

A. streak down a sidewalk at lunch hour, for $1000

or

B. kill a giant flying cockroach with your bare finger for $100?



(this should be interesting)
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:20 PM   #50
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A.

i'm streaking right now!

rather:

eat 1 raw egg(certified salmonella free)

or

eat 15 hard boiled?
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:25 PM   #51
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Would you rather:

--Spend 8 hours with Jimbo?

or

--Spend 8 hours with Radar?
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:38 PM   #52
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Raw egg. ROCKY STLE!!

(8 hours with Jimbo)

would you rather:

a) Go to a tropical destination with 4 of your closest friends (no partner) for a week?

b) Go to a tropical destination with a love interest for a week?
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Old 04-20-2004, 05:16 PM   #53
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Tropical with 4 buddies
Would you rather
A. resurface roofs in Central Texas everyday for the month of August without pay
or
B. watch a continuous marathon screening of every episode of "Blossom" in a ladderback wood chair with no refreshments.
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Old 04-20-2004, 06:52 PM   #54
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Old 04-20-2004, 07:07 PM   #55
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resurfacing roofs - probably get to hang with some friendly spunky tradesman - and get a tan!

would you rather-

if you were homeless and there was no other options would you rather -

a) steal old ladies handbags

b) Prostitute your self
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Old 04-20-2004, 09:32 PM   #56
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id prostitute the old ladies. gotta keep that pimp hand strong.

but seriously, folks....B. stealing is wrong. prostitution isnt....unless a man wants some....yuck!

rather:

win $1000/week for life cash money tax free

or

win $750,000 today. cash money tax free
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:02 PM   #57
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B.) $750,000 immediately. I can invest now, but by the time I'm in my fifties, $1000 a week won't buy me a loaf of bread.

Would you rather:

A.) Be allergic to all the foods you love

or

B.) Have no taste buds at all.


Edit: because apparently I'm an idiot who can't manage more than half of a two-step process.

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Old 04-20-2004, 11:15 PM   #58
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$1000 dollars a week. (in 15 years thats already over $750,000) plus i can keep working if i want, and invest some, or just use it as a bit of on the side money, or live off it completely.. its up to me.

would you rather -

spens a week in 100 degree desert with (insert celeb of choice)

or

spend a week in paradise with a gay lepar who is interested in makin you their bitch.
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:18 PM   #59
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Sweat is a splendid lubricant, so I'm going with A.

Drive a gorgeous sports car that breaks down frequently and which you must repair yourself

or

Drive a beater that is utterly reliable and inexpensive to operate?
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:26 PM   #60
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beater. Reliability is the utmost important thing in a car for me.. besides i know nothing about fixing them.

ok your walking down a dark alley at 11pm in an urban neighbourhood, its a short cut home from the pub.

a young kid about 13 or 14 steps out from behind a shrub, and demands your wallett and mobile phone. he doesnt APPEAR to be armed, and you may have a chance of taking him down if you tried.. conjouring up all sorts of lawsuits. he wont leave with out a fight so would you rather:

a) give the kid your belongings and walk away

or

b) take him on, not knowing if he is armed.
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