Why are you cool?

[Slartibartfast]

Originally posted by TheLorax
cool comes from within

but what car you drive has a lot of influence too.

I can't figure out if my gas/electric car is cool or just geek.

And I want to be the first on my block with a fuel cell car, but only as long as there are several places I can 'gas' up nearby.

[SteveDallas]

Originally posted by lumberjim


nothing.......yet.


just laying the groundwork, baby.

Translation: Jim's hoping to get lucky this weekend.

What about the 95 Ford Escort... if you bought it yourself?

[Beestie]

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Hmmm if I reply to this thread with something that **I** think is cool but no one else does, then it'll backfire and I'll be UNcool.

Hmmm... think... think.

I think if I wait too long to reply to this thread then everyone will know that it took too long to come up with something and they'll know for sure that I'm UNcool. Damn... I'm screwed.

WAIT! GOT IT! If I don't reply at all then everyone will think I'm too cool to even care! Whew! That was close!

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[elf]

[hope]
eclectic is cool?
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[kerosene]

I am cool because my name is case.

And because I get to play puzzle games and musical chairs for a living.

And because I paint.

And because I write poetry.

And because I love music.

And because I buck the rules by starting a sentence with "And", even though it is grammatically incorrect.

[wolf]

Originally posted by JeepNGeorge
So you been up black bear pass? I'm jealous now, we are planning on going out there around the fourth to see if it's as bad as they say. Do you live around the area?

Do you need a copy of the song for the trip?

[kerosene]

Originally posted by case
I am cool because my name is case.

And because I get to play puzzle games and musical chairs for a living.

And because I paint.

And because I write poetry.

And because I love music.

And because I buck the rules by starting a sentence with "And", even though it is grammatically incorrect.

You know what? Those are all reasons why I'm a nerd. I will learn to play this game, eventually.

[Beestie]

case is cool because there are two of her.

[kerosene]

Originally posted by Beestie
case is cool because there are two of her.

How do you know there are only 2?

[elSicomoro]

James told us.

Originally posted by JeepNGeorge
So you been up black bear pass? I'm jealous now, we are planning on going out there around the fourth to see if it's as bad as they say. Do you live around the area?

Yeah, I've lived in Durango and a little place nobody's ever heard of about 30 miles north of Telluride. Great country for this 4x4 adventure girl. I don't recommend going the wrong way over Imogene these days, though - it gets a lot more use than it once did. My most favorate spot for off-roading is the Escalante area in Utah.

[Elspode]

Not only am I uncool, I wouldn't recognize coolness if it came up and froze my cojones off of me.

I have zero fashion sense, I perform music that no one who isn't a complete Pagan geek wants to listen to, I live in a totally mediocre suburban neighborhood in a completely obscure suburban city, I drive a vehicle that looks like a zillion other vehicles, I am unathletic, overweight, unattractive, unhealthy, unmotivated, pompous, immature, petulant and a pessimist.

For a moment, I thought that my writing abilities might be a redeeming cool quality, until I just realized what a run-on sentence I just wrote.

[mrnoodle]

Dang it. Everybody already took my answers.

But I'm a guitarist. People like our band even though it's instru-metal throwback stuff. And when I was in college, my journalism professor wrote me a letter of recommendation that said I was the best writer he had ever taught (ok, so you can't tell TODAY, but I used to be good.)

Other than that, I suck.

Kids and animals like me, though....

[blue]

Originally posted by Troubleshooter


Ok, good. She's ok then, but the rest of you have to die now.

Back in the day when I had Top Secret (and then some), I worked in a former underground WWII torpedo factory for security reasons.

However I am much cooler now that I am a security risk.

I have a presidential assassin in my family tree.

I've won a small business plan award.

I have gotten four disorderly conducts...IN ONE NIGHT.

I have been on ESPN.

I have been removed from a commercial flight.

I've installed a computer in my truck.

I've been electrocuted & burned on many occasions and lived through it.

I'm a techno-whiz/mgmt type but hang out with the maintenance guys.

I can drink every one of you under the table.

What's my cool score?

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by blue58
I can drink every one of you under the table.

Bullshit.