Erect nipples - Page 4

Silent · 09-27-2005, 06:11 AM

Case, you're back.

How are you doin'?

kerosene · 09-27-2005, 12:01 PM

I am doing well! Thank you.

Undertoad · 05-18-2006, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.

8 months later... now that we are, to my surprise, #4 in Google for the phrase "erect nipples"... glatt, your comment has become all too wise. I wish I was that smart.

This thread is the most looked-at thread on the Cellar, because its archive page gets 2500 hits per day.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

MaggieL · 05-18-2006, 08:59 AM

In John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", one of the characters sells an invention called "Nipicaps", which are prosthetic nipple covers that can be erected on command by the wearer.

Sweedak!

glatt · 05-18-2006, 09:03 AM

They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic.

And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure.

SteveDallas · 05-18-2006, 09:26 AM

Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."

footfootfoot · 05-19-2006, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."

That is some funny shit

richlevy · 05-20-2006, 09:46 AM

Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.

glatt · 05-20-2006, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg

richlevy · 05-20-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg

And yet she looks pissed. Must be a lust-hate relationship.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-20-2006, 01:06 PM

She does? Oh yeah, she's got a face too.

footfootfoot · 05-20-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg

What was your original query?
+"peanut smuggler" +sfw +"not amused"

zippyt · 05-20-2006, 01:47 PM

Key ring holder!!!
or " careful with those , you could poke some one's eye out !!!"

footfootfoot · 05-20-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

She does? Oh yeah, she's got a face too.

Once more for those who may have missed it:

Why do men have trouble making eye contact?

Because breasts don't have eyes.

SteveDallas · 05-20-2006, 11:06 PM

Maybe she just didn't appreciate having her picture taken at that particular moment.

View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted	38	64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque	16	27.12%
Neither more or less attracted	4	6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff	1	1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul	0	0%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

05-18-2006, 08:59 AM	#49
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	In John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", one of the characters sells an invention called "Nipicaps", which are prosthetic nipple covers that can be erected on command by the wearer. Sweedak! __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

05-20-2006, 09:46 AM	#53
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-20-2006, 01:06 PM	#56
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She does? Oh yeah, she's got a face too. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-20-2006, 01:47 PM	#58
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Key ring holder!!! or " careful with those , you could poke some one's eye out !!!" __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-27-2005, 06:11 AM	#46
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	Case, you're back. How are you doin'?

09-27-2005, 12:01 PM	#47
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I am doing well! Thank you.

05-18-2006, 09:03 AM	#50
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic. And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure.

05-18-2006, 09:26 AM	#51
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe it's time for a new tag line. "Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."

05-20-2006, 11:06 PM	#60
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe she just didn't appreciate having her picture taken at that particular moment.

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