Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 40

footfootfoot · 12-16-2010, 09:47 PM

My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..."

That should clarify it. NOT.

Undertoad · 12-16-2010, 10:14 PM

Vampires?

footfootfoot · 12-17-2010, 07:29 AM

No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser.

The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase.

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 09:04 AM

"Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices."

Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound.

footfootfoot · 02-03-2011, 10:13 AM

The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls:

"A poop head full of pees
a buttcrack full of butts
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas"

monster · 02-03-2011, 10:39 AM

mmmmmm.....

BigV · 02-03-2011, 07:16 PM

I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me.

adorable!

Aliantha · 02-03-2011, 07:39 PM

We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something.

Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage.

Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!"

BigV · 02-04-2011, 03:38 PM

hahahahahahah!

footfootfoot · 02-26-2011, 10:57 AM

The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?"

Clodfobble · 02-26-2011, 11:16 AM

"Mommy, what's wrong?"
"I'm just tired, sweetie."
"You are tired because you are too big."
"...Sure."
"I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me."

Clodfobble · 03-04-2011, 12:27 AM

Minifob's full of gems these days:

"You're folding that laundry like meat."
"How do you fold meat?"
"Just like that!"

Can't argue with his logic.

monster · 03-06-2011, 08:57 PM

"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator"

Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away.......

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 09:59 AM

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

plthijinx · 03-10-2011, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

i;m an athlete. can you support me?

i doubt it lmao

12-16-2010, 09:47 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..." That should clarify it. NOT. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-17-2010, 07:29 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser. The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-04-2011, 09:04 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	On why I should get out of bed this morning. "Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices." Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-03-2011, 10:13 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls: "A poop head full of pees a buttcrack full of butts a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-03-2011, 10:39 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	mmmmmm..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-16-2010, 10:14 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Vampires?

02-03-2011, 07:16 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me. adorable! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-03-2011, 07:39 PM	#8
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something. Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage. Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!" __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-04-2011, 03:38 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	hahahahahahah! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-26-2011, 10:57 AM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Trope Spotting The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-26-2011, 11:16 AM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"Mommy, what's wrong?" "I'm just tired, sweetie." "You are tired because you are too big." "...Sure." "I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-04-2011, 12:27 AM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifob's full of gems these days: "You're folding that laundry like meat." "How do you fold meat?" "Just like that!" Can't argue with his logic. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-06-2011, 08:57 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator" Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-07-2011, 09:59 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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