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Old 04-10-2009, 07:38 AM   #1
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Iridescence does not represent decreased quality or safety of the meat.
Still, when I see glowing meat, I steer clear.

disclaimer: this was not meant to be a double-entendre. Please refrain from the obvious joke. Thank you.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:51 AM   #2
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She said steer - get it? steer? lol
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:52 AM   #3
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Yeah, I meant that pun. Really. I did.

Thanks for reminding me I'm clever even when I don't know it.
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:20 AM   #4
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But but but, I love green eggs and ham.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:30 PM   #5
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You would, Sam.

Seriously, are we just assuming that the ham is green? The eggs must be, but are eggs and ham a collective or individual entities (in which case one must say green eggs and green ham?)

Anyway, I love Dr Masseuse!
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:52 AM   #6
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I said, green eggs...
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Old 04-11-2009, 04:37 PM   #7
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Trivia - a green ham is one that has been cured but not smoked. I've had it. It's pretty good.
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Old 04-12-2009, 04:30 AM   #8
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What is this?
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Old 04-12-2009, 05:24 AM   #9
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Areator for faucet head.
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:29 AM   #10
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cd on a piece of glass with soapy water between them.
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:54 AM   #11
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:56 AM   #12
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:56 PM   #13
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cd on a piece of glass with soapy water between them.
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Teapot lid
You guy share credit for this on.

I put a cd over my cup of hot coffee as a lid to keep it warm while I was away from my desk. When I returned, this was what I saw.

Nice work guys.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:03 PM   #14
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The symetry of the bubbles is amazing. Ok, well not really but it is cool.
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:40 PM   #15
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