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Old 06-28-2011, 08:04 AM   #676
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Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.
Well said.
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Old 06-29-2011, 03:14 PM   #677
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Old 06-29-2011, 03:57 PM   #678
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I'm impressed in a very serious way...but also falling over with laughter. Awesome pic man! You get my vote.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:41 PM   #679
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I don't feel like full nude is getting enuf appreciation.
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:52 AM   #680
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Finally! A candidate I can get behind!
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Old 07-03-2011, 06:23 PM   #681
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[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]
It gets a bit more confusing if the boobs in question belong to a transsexual. At that point gender roles and homophobia kick in.

Is it possible to judge 'female' boobs aesthetically and in terms of sexual attractiveness knowing (or not) whether they are attached to a technically male body?

Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.
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Old 07-03-2011, 07:02 PM   #682
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...Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.
Nope. Never been attracted to tits, even if there's a dick in the deal.

Most of my gay friends are fascinated by them. And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.

So, my advice to all you straight men that like tits, if you want to see 'em and squeeze 'em, tell the lady you're gay. ;-)
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:31 PM   #683
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Tried that, but when I told her she had converted me to straight, she didn't believe me...
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:44 PM   #684
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And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.
What a coincidence. I only let lesbians touch my dick.

Of course, deep down, all women are lesbians.
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:31 AM   #685
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:47 AM   #686
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:57 AM   #687
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:26 PM   #688
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You know that full nude photo looks just like me (about 30 years and 75 pounds ago). Sigh. Now I look more like a panda
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Old 07-20-2011, 01:45 AM   #689
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Now I look more like a panda
Try using less eyeliner.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:59 PM   #690
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Wow, 3 weeks and no posts to this thread. Is everyone away for the summer or have we reached a state of carnal ennui?
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