06-01-2011, 03:23 PM | #61 |
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Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?
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06-01-2011, 03:26 PM | #62 |
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If you get any of that in my Ninja, you're buying me a new one.
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06-02-2011, 08:29 AM | #63 |
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No jiz in the Ninjiz
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06-02-2011, 02:55 PM | #64 |
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I've seen the blades on your Ninja, and the bodily fluid that comes to mind is blood, not semen.
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07-01-2011, 04:13 PM | #65 |
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper
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07-20-2011, 02:00 AM | #67 |
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Genius.
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07-20-2011, 09:42 AM | #69 |
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I just manufactured my own bent spoon with a piece of dowel. I hope it's not patented or I'm gonna get sued.
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07-20-2011, 11:13 AM | #70 |
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I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.
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I can envision some problems with the inflatable, though. You WILL end up spilling water on the bed, and probably also the patient, when you pull it off the bed, even with the drain.
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07-20-2011, 11:45 AM | #72 |
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The Uri Geller Iced Tea Spoon
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07-20-2011, 11:47 AM | #73 |
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I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?
edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Last edited by infinite monkey; 07-20-2011 at 11:55 AM. |
07-21-2011, 02:14 AM | #74 |
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Heh-heheh...
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07-21-2011, 02:14 AM | #75 |
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Hello? Skulling?
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