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Old 02-27-2007, 03:35 PM   #61
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Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:53 PM   #62
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From that article:
It is generally considered poor form for a gay man not to reveal his homosexuality to the woman.

Ya think?

I heard the term when Lance Bass came out, he had a beard. (closest thing I could find to a bearded smilie)
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:28 PM   #63
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Baby, you couldn't handle my amway!
Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:03 PM   #64
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Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
I'm not even sure what all this means but I AM pretty sure that I need a shower after reading it!
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:06 PM   #65
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wait....sheldon is gay?
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:08 PM   #66
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wait....sheldon is gay?
My BF seems to think so.
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Old 02-27-2007, 06:42 PM   #67
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wait....sheldon is gay?
Oh shit. Now lj's gonna pull a Haggard on us and tell us how "confused" he is/was/but isn't anymore. This oughta be good.
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Old 02-27-2007, 06:54 PM   #68
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Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:15 PM   #69
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Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...
He was probably working up the courage to ... uh ... ask her to dance ... when you came on the scene and dashed his fragile hopes.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:27 PM   #70
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She was totally in love with him, and apparently he made a couple of advances back in the day. How serious he was though, I don't know. He was actually cool with me at first, but then he got really weirded out when I moved out there. They didn't speak again for almost 5 years.
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:23 AM   #71
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Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.
Not to worry, I think Sheldon can hold his own with anyone.
Jim's a wimp compared to a Jewish mother.
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Old 02-28-2007, 12:30 AM   #72
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Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.
i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....


and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:25 AM   #73
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Oy, would you be in trouble.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:31 AM   #74
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i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....


and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.
Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:48 AM   #75
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Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Gives a whole new meaning to the Window Treatment!
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