Cellar Awards 2007 - Page 5

lumberjim · 02-27-2007, 06:06 PM

wait....sheldon is gay?

Sheldonrs · 02-27-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

wait....sheldon is gay?

My BF seems to think so.

BigV · 02-27-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

wait....sheldon is gay?

Oh shit. Now lj's gonna pull a Haggard on us and tell us how "confused" he is/was/but isn't anymore. This oughta be good.

elSicomoro · 02-27-2007, 07:54 PM

Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-28-2007, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.

Not to worry, I think Sheldon can hold his own with anyone.

Jim's a wimp compared to a Jewish mother.

lumberjim · 02-28-2007, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.

i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....

and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-28-2007, 07:25 AM

Oy, would you be in trouble.

Sheldonrs · 02-28-2007, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....

and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.

Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Gives a whole new meaning to the Window Treatment!

elSicomoro · 02-28-2007, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Ohhhhh...vertical blinds...*wipes up spooge*

Spexxvet · 02-28-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

...will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)

Blinds can cut.

Elspode · 03-01-2007, 01:19 AM

I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was...

elSicomoro · 02-27-2007, 08:27 PM

She was totally in love with him, and apparently he made a couple of advances back in the day. How serious he was though, I don't know. He was actually cool with me at first, but then he got really weirded out when I moved out there. They didn't speak again for almost 5 years.

Pie · 02-28-2007, 10:33 AM

That made me laugh so hard I cried. At work.

lumberjim · 02-28-2007, 10:52 AM

Ah, for those that don;t get that reference:

Q: how do you make a woman scream twice in one night?

A: fuck her up the ass, and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

02-27-2007, 06:06 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wait....sheldon is gay? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-28-2007, 07:25 AM	#7
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03-01-2007, 01:19 AM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-28-2007, 10:33 AM	#14
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	That made me laugh so hard I cried. At work. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-28-2007, 10:52 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Ah, for those that don;t get that reference: Q: how do you make a woman scream twice in one night? A: fuck her up the ass, and then wipe your dick on her curtains. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-27-2007, 07:54 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy.

02-27-2007, 08:27 PM	#13
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	She was totally in love with him, and apparently he made a couple of advances back in the day. How serious he was though, I don't know. He was actually cool with me at first, but then he got really weirded out when I moved out there. They didn't speak again for almost 5 years.

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