The train wreck.... - Page 5

HungLikeJesus · 09-03-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

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In the meantime....I may post some pics in the NSFW thread

Hey! Where did everybody go?

DucksNuts · 10-01-2008, 08:42 PM

stupidfuckingmenover30havefuckingissuesfuckers

jinx · 10-01-2008, 08:44 PM

Horse dude?

DucksNuts · 10-01-2008, 08:55 PM

shall now be known as cockhead

Clodfobble · 10-01-2008, 10:11 PM

Are there still any avenues open with the other guys, the mechanic and... I forget his nickname, that other dude?

DucksNuts · 10-01-2008, 10:21 PM

OK, update on the others......I scrapped them all, coz of horse dude and look, things might still work out there....but I am royally pissed at him at the moment and it will take a lot of arse kissing on his behalf.

An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up.

meh, i'm a bit over everything at the moment....wont hurt to sit on it for a while

xoxoxoBruce · 10-01-2008, 10:32 PM

Ass kissing? Oh yeah, lots of it. Mmmmm.

ZenGum · 10-02-2008, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up.

Do. Not. Bonk.

DucksNuts · 10-02-2008, 04:44 AM

Awwww why not Zen?? I mean fuckbuddy rates are better than mates-rates :p

ZenGum · 10-02-2008, 04:58 AM

Depends. If his missus is also Italian, you'll have her and her 7 cousins leaving horse's heads in your bed (kind of appropriate really, could get the message through to Horse Guy too).

Oh what the hell. Go for it. Do you have enough rope and handcuffs?

classicman · 10-02-2008, 10:09 AM

You really don't want to piss off any woman, but especially and Italian one. A horsehead in your bed will be the least of your worries - just think how pissed her father, or more importantly Godfather, will be.

DucksNuts · 10-02-2008, 09:10 PM

She's not Italian, he's gonna cheat....why shouldnt it be with me?

classicman · 10-02-2008, 09:38 PM

Cuz you're better than that and its a dead end street. Can you really ever trust someone that cheated on someone else with you? Don't ya think at some point he'll do the same to you?

Aliantha · 10-03-2008, 02:20 AM

I think she just wants to fuck him classic...not marry him.

classicman · 10-03-2008, 10:23 AM

in that case - nevermind.

10-01-2008, 08:44 PM	#63
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Horse dude? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-01-2008, 08:55 PM	#64
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	shall now be known as cockhead Last edited by DucksNuts; 10-01-2008 at 10:22 PM.

10-01-2008, 10:11 PM	#65
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Are there still any avenues open with the other guys, the mechanic and... I forget his nickname, that other dude? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-01-2008, 10:32 PM	#67
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ass kissing? Oh yeah, lots of it. Mmmmm. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-02-2008, 04:58 AM	#70
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Depends. If his missus is also Italian, you'll have her and her 7 cousins leaving horse's heads in your bed (kind of appropriate really, could get the message through to Horse Guy too). Oh what the hell. Go for it. Do you have enough rope and handcuffs? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-01-2008, 08:42 PM	#62
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	stupidfuckingmenover30havefuckingissuesfuckers

10-01-2008, 10:21 PM	#66
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	OK, update on the others......I scrapped them all, coz of horse dude and look, things might still work out there....but I am royally pissed at him at the moment and it will take a lot of arse kissing on his behalf. An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up. meh, i'm a bit over everything at the moment....wont hurt to sit on it for a while

10-02-2008, 04:44 AM	#69
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Awwww why not Zen?? I mean fuckbuddy rates are better than mates-rates :p

10-02-2008, 10:09 AM	#71
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You really don't want to piss off any woman, but especially and Italian one. A horsehead in your bed will be the least of your worries - just think how pissed her father, or more importantly Godfather, will be. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-02-2008, 09:10 PM	#72
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	She's not Italian, he's gonna cheat....why shouldnt it be with me?

10-02-2008, 09:38 PM	#73
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Cuz you're better than that and its a dead end street. Can you really ever trust someone that cheated on someone else with you? Don't ya think at some point he'll do the same to you? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-03-2008, 02:20 AM	#74
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think she just wants to fuck him classic...not marry him. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-03-2008, 10:23 AM	#75
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	in that case - nevermind. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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