random thoughts - Page 5

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:25 AM

I know, my grumpo-meter is through the roof. It's the result of 2 months straight of whiners, criers, liars (some so unabashedly I would almost applaud their nerve if I didn't find the whole thing so disgusting), tired of babysitting, as you say SG, and tired of holding hands and doing backflips and kissing ass and smiling when being lied to straight to my face like I'm a complete moron and jumping through hoops for people who waited 4 months to respond to a request and then call yelling that "YOU PEOPLE" are ruining his/her life. Oh, and doing the job of at least two people.

I need a change...where's that mid-life crisis thread? I'm at the apex of my MLC I guess.

HungLikeJesus · 08-07-2008, 11:44 AM

I have a new theory:

Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread.

SteveDallas · 08-07-2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I have a new theory:

Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread.

Yeah, Hitler used to say the same thing.

[Note: The above is intended to be a humorous reference to Godwin's Law and is not intended as insult, slander, or flame directed at HLJ. Your mileage may vary. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Void where prohibited by law.]

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:47 AM

Especially after you show up.

HungLikeJesus · 08-07-2008, 11:51 AM

Now you made baby Jesus cry.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Now you made baby Jesus cry.

Tell him "welcome to my world."

Sundae · 08-07-2008, 11:54 AM

Meh. Random thoughts. Some are bound to be grumpy.
Well... there are here mmm-kay?

Deal with it, pissy-eye.

classicman · 08-07-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I have a new theory:

Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread.

Hmm, rather intriguing.

Sundae · 08-07-2008, 12:16 PM

Okay - back to random thoughts.

I was just wondering how much a male prostitute charges.
And would he let me go on top and take as long as I wanted?

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Okay - back to random thoughts.

I was just wondering how much a male prostitute charges.
And would he let me go on top and take as long as I wanted?

I think that's their job! Then again, in this world, even a hired sex man probably does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants to do it. It'll cost more to have it your way.

HungLikeJesus · 08-07-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I think that's their job! Then again, in this world, even a hired sex man probably does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants to do it. It'll cost more to have it your way.

You are not the boss of me!

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 12:16 PM

Do not taunt happy fun post.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 12:51 PM

No, I'm not. Now get on your knees and lick my feet. kthxbai.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 02:11 PM

Part of my job is verification, meaning I compare tax documents etc to numbers reported to the feds.

Having reviewed approximately 5000 of them over the past few years, I've seen some great stuff.

Today I found a couple who listed the wife's occupation as Hose Wife. Forgot the U, or does it have a deeper meaning? Cracked me up.

FStop · 08-07-2008, 02:46 PM

Went to Subway today for lunch.
I like how they classify the "Spicy Italian"...it's only like that because
there's pepperoni on it? I don't know about you, but I don't find pepperoni to be hot. hmm.

08-07-2008, 11:25 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know, my grumpo-meter is through the roof. It's the result of 2 months straight of whiners, criers, liars (some so unabashedly I would almost applaud their nerve if I didn't find the whole thing so disgusting), tired of babysitting, as you say SG, and tired of holding hands and doing backflips and kissing ass and smiling when being lied to straight to my face like I'm a complete moron and jumping through hoops for people who waited 4 months to respond to a request and then call yelling that "YOU PEOPLE" are ruining his/her life. Oh, and doing the job of at least two people. I need a change...where's that mid-life crisis thread? I'm at the apex of my MLC I guess. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 11:44 AM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I have a new theory: Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-07-2008, 11:47 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Especially after you show up. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 11:51 AM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Now you made baby Jesus cry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-07-2008, 12:16 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do not taunt happy fun post. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 11:54 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Meh. Random thoughts. Some are bound to be grumpy. Well... there are here mmm-kay? Deal with it, pissy-eye.

08-07-2008, 12:51 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No, I'm not. Now get on your knees and lick my feet. kthxbai. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 02:11 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Part of my job is verification, meaning I compare tax documents etc to numbers reported to the feds. Having reviewed approximately 5000 of them over the past few years, I've seen some great stuff. Today I found a couple who listed the wife's occupation as Hose Wife. Forgot the U, or does it have a deeper meaning? Cracked me up. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 02:46 PM	#15
FStop Stretching the Veil Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 154	Went to Subway today for lunch. I like how they classify the "Spicy Italian"...it's only like that because there's pepperoni on it? I don't know about you, but I don't find pepperoni to be hot. hmm.

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