End of the World Skilz - Page 5

monster · 03-07-2011, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

V = vagina
Jazzle = jewels + sparkles + frazzle

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Don't put Frazzles in your Vagina!

If you want a bacon-flavored snatch, use real bacon. Frazzles will fizz unpleasantly, give you man a sandpaper experience, then leave a smeggy sludge. You'll need a shop vac.

limey · 03-08-2011, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

...Frazzles will fizz unpleasantly, give you man a sandpaper experience, then leave a smeggy sludge. You'll need a shop vac.

How do you know this, Monster

?

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 02:57 PM

In the end times (snicker, she said end times) it STILL won't mean a thing if it ain't got that SCHWIIIINGGGGG.

Accessories sold separately.

lookout123 · 03-07-2011, 03:01 PM

I can hunt, fish, and identify edible plants in my environment. I know how to grow some fruits and veggies. I know how to find and purify water. I have reasonable self defense capabilities. I have reasonable (or not so reasonable depending on perception) stockpiles of food, water, weapons, ammo, means to cook, grow more food and my house is reasonably defensible from all but a large scale assault.

Cloud · 03-07-2011, 03:04 PM

genital jewelry as a survival skill? run that by me again, please (so I can make to exploit it)

Cloud · 03-07-2011, 04:13 PM

Have you no genital pride?

footfootfoot · 03-08-2011, 09:05 AM

Yeah, there was a lot of detailed info in that post...

Clodfobble · 03-08-2011, 11:47 AM

Uncanny knowledge is her end-of-the-world skill.

Undertoad · 03-08-2011, 11:48 AM

mmmm bacon-flavored snatch

GunMaster357 · 03-09-2011, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

mmmm bacon-flavored snatch

I'm already licking my chops

Sundae · 03-08-2011, 12:28 PM

I did once have an unpleasant experience with a marshmallow that strayed too far from the fold...

limey · 03-08-2011, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I did once have an unpleasant experience with a marshmallow that strayed too far into the fold...

FIFY!

ZenGum · 03-08-2011, 09:12 PM

Reclassify that as "ability to securely store emergency food supplies" and you've got another end of teh wurld skill.

monster · 03-08-2011, 09:20 PM

^ politicians need to employ you

ZenGum · 03-10-2011, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

^ politicians need to employ you

Them thar is fightin words!

03-07-2011, 02:57 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In the end times (snicker, she said end times) it STILL won't mean a thing if it ain't got that SCHWIIIINGGGGG. Accessories sold separately. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2011, 03:01 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I can hunt, fish, and identify edible plants in my environment. I know how to grow some fruits and veggies. I know how to find and purify water. I have reasonable self defense capabilities. I have reasonable (or not so reasonable depending on perception) stockpiles of food, water, weapons, ammo, means to cook, grow more food and my house is reasonably defensible from all but a large scale assault. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-07-2011, 03:04 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	genital jewelry as a survival skill? run that by me again, please (so I can make to exploit it) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-07-2011, 04:13 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Have you no genital pride? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-08-2011, 09:05 AM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah, there was a lot of detailed info in that post... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-08-2011, 11:47 AM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Uncanny knowledge is her end-of-the-world skill. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-08-2011, 11:48 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	mmmm bacon-flavored snatch

03-08-2011, 12:28 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I did once have an unpleasant experience with a marshmallow that strayed too far from the fold...

03-08-2011, 09:12 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Reclassify that as "ability to securely store emergency food supplies" and you've got another end of teh wurld skill. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-08-2011, 09:20 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	^ politicians need to employ you __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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