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Old 01-26-2013, 12:52 AM   #61
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The number one threat to America is - bears
On the west coast, a greater concern is Ravens and Ray.

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Old 01-26-2013, 10:56 AM   #62
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At last, science has discovered why Polar Bears are so dangerous... they're Irish.
The Arctic's dwindling population of polar bears all descend from a single mamma brown bear which lived 20,000 to 50,000 years ago in present-day Ireland, new research suggests.

DNA samples from the great white carnivores - taken from across their entire range in Russia, Canada, Greenland, Norway and Alaska - revealed that every individual's lineage could be traced back to this Irish forebear.

The analysis of genetic material inherited only through females also showed brown and polar bears mated periodically over the last 100,000 years.
Irish foreBears? Oh the bearmanatee
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:34 AM   #63
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The bears can smell their menstruation!

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Old 01-28-2013, 05:38 AM   #64
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:25 AM   #65
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The bears can smell their menstruation!

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