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Old 02-07-2016, 12:20 PM   #1
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Old 02-08-2016, 12:15 PM   #2
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Old 02-08-2016, 08:27 PM   #3
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Sewer line breaks and this guy's Fiat sinks into the hole. But never fear, The "Ministry of the Russian Federation for Affairs for Civil Defence, Emergencies and Elimination of Consequences of Natural Disasters " came to pull it out.


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Old 02-08-2016, 10:57 PM   #4
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I know the thread's about Rims. Got it. But I roll my rims through this intersection twice a day. It is a little unsettling to see all those headlights headed right at you!!!!!

Really, what were they thinking?

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Old 02-08-2016, 11:25 PM   #5
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Certainly relevant and on topic. I assume these movements are controlled by traffic signals, are red and blue moving at the same time? You have the red straight through lanes turning left and the blue straight through lanes in addition to the blue turn lanes turning left.
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Old 02-09-2016, 07:44 AM   #6
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Really, what were they thinking?
And the poor schmucks getting off the highway coming up from the bottom of the shot can only turn right. What if they want to go left?

A crossroad over a highway is hardly a difficult intersection to design. There must be a hundred thousand of them in the US. It's not like they had to reinvent the wheel here. And it looks like they had plenty of real estate to work with.
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:13 PM   #7
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I know the thread's about Rims. Got it. But I roll my rims through this intersection twice a day. It is a little unsettling to see all those headlights headed right at you!!!!!

Really, what were they thinking?

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I live near Vancouver WA, and most of the freeway exits/entrances are built like this. First time I encountered one, I flipped out!
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:21 PM   #8
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Old 09-17-2017, 12:53 PM   #9
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What? The thread is titled "Rims".
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Old 09-19-2017, 03:06 PM   #10
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Old 02-09-2016, 07:31 AM   #11
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I'll see and raise you. Behold the loveliness of the South Lamar and Ben White intersection:
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Old 02-09-2016, 07:32 AM   #12
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The blue lanes and the red lanes feed in from different highway-speed areas. Obviously their lights are never green at the same time, but the blue lanes sometimes get confused and think the green lights just off to their right are, in fact, for them. Also, the green lines do whatever the fuck they want regarding illegal U-turns.
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Old 02-09-2016, 08:41 AM   #13
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I play Cities:Skylines, which is basically a better SimCity. I'm faced with these problems routinely and I don't know how to solve them.

The problem in C:S is always that in a compact interchange with a four-lane, you wind up with lights on the end of the exit ramps. Traffic can then prevent the exit ramps from clearing... and you fuck up the highway.
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:03 AM   #14
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This is admittedly a little larger, but I bet it could be reduced in size and still work. It works quite well as it is.
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I'm sure there are more compact versions of this in Europe that could be copied and fit in the space allowed by V's intersection.

Clodfobble's intersection, however, is fucked up. I don't see an obvious solution there. Gates instead of red lights?
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:38 AM   #15
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Yeah. I'm spending too much time on this.

BigV's intersection looks even worse when you zoom out a little bit. They had so much room to play with. All those roads coming together could easily dump onto a big roundabout and move the traffic without the need for lights. It already looks a little like a roundabout the way the roads circle that pond. There's no need for that dense intersection at the top if you spread all the traffic around one giant circle with lots of room for each road to merge into the circle.

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