Hiding in the basement.... - Page 6

monster · 06-24-2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I could go broke in one of those places.

really? wow!

Spexxvet · 06-25-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That's gotta fuck up Nascar!

Cabella's should have kegs and big screen TVs around the store. That and free fire crackers would ensure a redneck monopoly.

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Originally Posted by Cicero

I thought it involved whales?

Only their penis

monster · 06-27-2010, 02:41 PM

ANOTHER TORNADO WARNING! This time we were at pottery, no basement there, so felt justified in just staying indoors and ignoring it

HungLikeJesus · 06-27-2010, 04:00 PM

Quick! Make a ceramic tornado shelter!

monster · 06-27-2010, 04:03 PM

hehehe

piercehawkeye45 · 06-27-2010, 05:54 PM

Yesterday the tornado sirens went off while I was at my friend's wedding reception at a country club. No basement so they moved us to the bar on the first level...

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2010, 07:52 AM

If there is a tornado warning I can't hear it: though I can hear the cops at the shooting range all day every weekend and I can hear the St Drunky's church festival music...once the rain and wind start I get no noise from town.

Last night...CRACK BOOM lightning hit the pole almost right in front of my place. Lost electric. It was the COOLNESSNESS.

edit: even if I could hear the tornado sirens there is absolutely no where to go, so I just sit and thrill in the danger.

HungLikeJesus · 06-28-2010, 07:59 AM

Does that mean you lost Cellarness also?

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2010, 08:03 AM

I DID! I couldn't even report in that I was sitting in darkness, that the end might be nigh.

I couldn't post that "if'n the tornado revolution come, it was nice making y'all's acquaintances, and I'll see you on the flip side."

I watched them fixing the electric. I thought "this must be what people did for entertainment, before electric, watched the electric guys fix the...wait, that isn't logical."

monster · 06-28-2010, 08:49 AM

shawnee, are you sure it just hit the pole?

glad you're OK

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2010, 08:58 AM

If anyone has the bad luck to be hit by lightning sitting in my own home, it would be me. It explains a LOT, if you think about it.

Spexxvet · 06-28-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

If anyone has the bad luck to be hit by lightning sitting in my own home, it would be me. It explains a LOT, if you think about it.

That's cause you're so attractive

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2010, 09:32 AM

Aw shucks!

My dad has told me a couple times that if my luck ever changes for the better it'll have to be really good!

I don't really believe in luck except that the laws of coincidences say that there are people who can't get a break no matter how hard they work for it and those who get tons of breaks while doing nothing much at all, as far as the extremes.

So I'll either get hit by lightning or win a bunch of money. Either way, I'm good with it.

monster · 06-28-2010, 09:34 AM

or win a bunch of money then get hit by lightning?

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2010, 09:36 AM

Now THAT sounds about right. Think how famous I'll be for like 15-20 minutes (can't I get an extra 5 of fame?) and how many forum's "weird news" threads I'll make!

06-27-2010, 02:41 PM	#78
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ANOTHER TORNADO WARNING! This time we were at pottery, no basement there, so felt justified in just staying indoors and ignoring it __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-27-2010, 04:00 PM	#79
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Quick! Make a ceramic tornado shelter! __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-27-2010, 04:03 PM	#80
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hehehe __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-27-2010, 05:54 PM	#81
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Yesterday the tornado sirens went off while I was at my friend's wedding reception at a country club. No basement so they moved us to the bar on the first level... __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

06-28-2010, 07:52 AM	#82
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If there is a tornado warning I can't hear it: though I can hear the cops at the shooting range all day every weekend and I can hear the St Drunky's church festival music...once the rain and wind start I get no noise from town. Last night...CRACK BOOM lightning hit the pole almost right in front of my place. Lost electric. It was the COOLNESSNESS. edit: even if I could hear the tornado sirens there is absolutely no where to go, so I just sit and thrill in the danger. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-28-2010, 07:59 AM	#83
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Does that mean you lost Cellarness also? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-28-2010, 08:03 AM	#84
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I DID! I couldn't even report in that I was sitting in darkness, that the end might be nigh. I couldn't post that "if'n the tornado revolution come, it was nice making y'all's acquaintances, and I'll see you on the flip side." I watched them fixing the electric. I thought "this must be what people did for entertainment, before electric, watched the electric guys fix the...wait, that isn't logical." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-28-2010, 08:49 AM	#85
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	shawnee, are you sure it just hit the pole? glad you're OK __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-28-2010, 08:58 AM	#86
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If anyone has the bad luck to be hit by lightning sitting in my own home, it would be me. It explains a LOT, if you think about it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-28-2010, 09:32 AM	#88
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Aw shucks! My dad has told me a couple times that if my luck ever changes for the better it'll have to be really good! I don't really believe in luck except that the laws of coincidences say that there are people who can't get a break no matter how hard they work for it and those who get tons of breaks while doing nothing much at all, as far as the extremes. So I'll either get hit by lightning or win a bunch of money. Either way, I'm good with it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-28-2010, 09:34 AM	#89
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	or win a bunch of money then get hit by lightning? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-28-2010, 09:36 AM	#90
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Now THAT sounds about right. Think how famous I'll be for like 15-20 minutes (can't I get an extra 5 of fame?) and how many forum's "weird news" threads I'll make! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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