The Sex Thread - Page 6

anonymous · 06-02-2005, 03:42 PM

lookou123 said how many children older? some (not all) seem to get the "i'm a mother now, i can't do that" syndrome whether they realize it or not.

what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?

3 all at home

Brett's Honey · 06-03-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by anonymous

what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?

I was probably in my early twenties when I realized that the reason my older brother and I learned to drive so young (we lived out in the country) was to give the folks some "alone time". I remember them telling us we could go drive "around the mile section (insert number here) times and to be sure to take turns!" And of course we NEVER said no!!

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 03:47 PM

Send them out for pizza and a double feature.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 04:29 PM

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3 all at home

so is the issue a lack of time, a lack of desire, or a general feeling of repression (what i call the "i'm a mom" syndrome).

my wife and i had to deal with the "im a mom" thing for awhile. it was completely subconscious, but that is what it was. respectable mommies don't _____________. apparently they do, because things are generally good again. time permitting.

glatt · 06-02-2005, 04:47 PM

It's difficult with kids in the mix. By the time we get the kids to bed and the kitchen cleaned up, we are both exausted. Then you need to have some comfort level that the kids are actually asleep. When we are finally sure the kids are asleep, our own energy levels are really low. We're tired. We're more likely to just want to go to sleep ouselves. Kids are great birth control devices, cause they just wear you out.

Also, you lose the spontanious sex. It's after the kids go to bed, or not at all.

Anyway, I'm not getting it as much as I'd like to. Twice a month when I'm lucky. But when it happens, it's great.

kerosene · 06-02-2005, 04:50 PM

We usually wait until nap time or something and lock the door, being really quiet...there's night time, too, but like you, we get tired by the end of the day. That spontaneous stuff is underrated. I wish we had it sometimes.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 04:52 PM

my son's 4th birthday is two days away. afternoon naps grow more and more scarce. this makes me grumpy because our prime time for sex has been for the 1-2 hour naptime. nighttime is mainly for quickies due to the drooping eyelids. this knowledge makes me even more grumpy.

my assistant actually commented the other day that i seem to be taking long lunches more often these days. trying to get while the gettin's good.

LCanal · 06-02-2005, 08:10 PM

Firstly if you work until 9.30pm selling the likes of Rock a truck you are allowed to go home ever now and again for a nooner.

As to the 4-year old.
Sunday School looks like a good idea, either that or Vaseline on the doorknob.
Children. Nature’s punishment for having sex?

binky · 12-11-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

my son's 4th birthday is two days away. afternoon naps grow more and more scarce. this makes me grumpy because our prime time for sex has been for the 1-2 hour naptime. nighttime is mainly for quickies due to the drooping eyelids. this knowledge makes me even more grumpy.

my assistant actually commented the other day that i seem to be taking long lunches more often these days. trying to get while the gettin's good.

It's okay lookout school days are only a year away!!

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 04:49 PM

I wanna thank all you parents for reinforcing my decision to be childfree.

kerosene · 06-02-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I wanna thank all you parents for reinforcing my decision to be childfree.

Yeah, yeah. Well, at least we have our own personal slaves by the age of 8 or 9.

Er...wait...no, it's me that becomes a personal slave. Nevermind.

lumberjim · 06-02-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I wanna thank all you parents for reinforcing my decision to be childfree.

my kids would like to thank you for that decision.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

my kids would like to thank you for that decision.

And hopefully, your kids will be better humans than you are.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 05:00 PM

Give your son a couple of Percocets...that should knock him out real good.

Lady Sidhe · 06-02-2005, 05:58 PM

I said I'm a toybox kinda gal...never said I actually get to play anymore.

I'm all about a good massage, though....Kama Sutra oil. I highly recommend it.

06-02-2005, 04:52 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	my son's 4th birthday is two days away. afternoon naps grow more and more scarce. this makes me grumpy because our prime time for sex has been for the 1-2 hour naptime. nighttime is mainly for quickies due to the drooping eyelids. this knowledge makes me even more grumpy. my assistant actually commented the other day that i seem to be taking long lunches more often these days. trying to get while the gettin's good. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 08:10 PM	#8
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Firstly if you work until 9.30pm selling the likes of Rock a truck you are allowed to go home ever now and again for a nooner. As to the 4-year old. Sunday School looks like a good idea, either that or Vaseline on the doorknob. Children. Nature’s punishment for having sex? __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-02-2005, 05:58 PM	#15
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	I said I'm a toybox kinda gal...never said I actually get to play anymore. I'm all about a good massage, though....Kama Sutra oil. I highly recommend it. __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

06-02-2005, 03:42 PM	#1
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	lookou123 said how many children older? some (not all) seem to get the "i'm a mother now, i can't do that" syndrome whether they realize it or not. what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore? 3 all at home

06-02-2005, 03:47 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Send them out for pizza and a double feature.

06-02-2005, 04:47 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's difficult with kids in the mix. By the time we get the kids to bed and the kitchen cleaned up, we are both exausted. Then you need to have some comfort level that the kids are actually asleep. When we are finally sure the kids are asleep, our own energy levels are really low. We're tired. We're more likely to just want to go to sleep ouselves. Kids are great birth control devices, cause they just wear you out. Also, you lose the spontanious sex. It's after the kids go to bed, or not at all. Anyway, I'm not getting it as much as I'd like to. Twice a month when I'm lucky. But when it happens, it's great.

06-02-2005, 04:50 PM	#6
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	We usually wait until nap time or something and lock the door, being really quiet...there's night time, too, but like you, we get tired by the end of the day. That spontaneous stuff is underrated. I wish we had it sometimes.

06-02-2005, 04:49 PM	#10
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I wanna thank all you parents for reinforcing my decision to be childfree.

06-02-2005, 05:00 PM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Give your son a couple of Percocets...that should knock him out real good.

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