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Old 07-25-2016, 11:57 AM   #1
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Bippety boppity boo! I'll season your meat for you!
Badda-Bing,_Badda-Bang. I'll season your meat for you.

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Old 08-09-2016, 05:37 PM   #2
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Old 08-09-2016, 07:18 PM   #3
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"Try Me"

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Old 08-23-2016, 02:10 PM   #4
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Old 08-23-2016, 02:21 PM   #5
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Old 08-24-2016, 07:53 AM   #6
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Old 08-24-2016, 09:51 AM   #7
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I have seen them on 5 ton trucks and school busses in the north east.
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Old 08-24-2016, 05:56 PM   #8
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Old 08-25-2016, 03:55 PM   #9
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Old 08-27-2016, 12:08 PM   #10
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yours is analog

mine is digital

http://www.cnet.com/news/meet-zuse-t...atrix-toaster/

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Meet Zuse, the dot matrix toaster
Austrian designers Inseq introduce resolution for toast. Literally burns an image onto toast at 12 x 12 pixel resolution.
and

http://geekologie.com/2016/08/dot-ma...hatever-yo.php

This is a Kickstarter for the $85 Toaseroid toaster, a smartphone app controlled toaster that uses a dot-matrix grid of microfilaments to let you toast whatever you want on your bread (within small dot-matrix grid reason). You can also fine-tune the level of brownness. Not feeling creative? No worries, the toaster can also automatically toast the weather forecast, or text messages from a friend or lover. Obviously, my toast is going to be nothing but penises and dirty words from here on out. *opens crumpled brown lunch bag at work, coworker sits beside me at break-room table* "Hey GW, what you got for lunch today?" *flashes 'F*CK OFF' tuna salad sandwich* Man, that's gonna be the highlight of my month.

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Old 09-16-2016, 11:09 AM   #11
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:33 PM   #12
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:44 PM   #13
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They have those chain thingies for big rigs also. Some states do not accept them, like Colorado.
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Old 09-17-2016, 10:36 AM   #15
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