Bacon!....wtf? - Page 66

BigV · 06-06-2015, 08:57 AM

but why is the engine off if the bacon's still forty meters away?

Gravdigr · 06-06-2015, 01:15 PM

Yeah, why is that? This is Murka, after all...We ain't walking ~120 feet. Not even for bacon.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-06-2015, 01:41 PM

'Cause when you turn the key the gages go to work before the engine starts.
You yourself said he wouldn't walk the 120 feet.

BigV · 06-07-2015, 11:56 AM

so why are we still sitting here talking about it with no damn bacon??!

fargon · 06-07-2015, 03:27 PM

I had Bacon for breakfast this morning. YUM!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-17-2015, 10:37 PM

truth

busterb · 06-19-2015, 09:46 PM

True dat

xoxoxoBruce · 06-26-2015, 10:28 AM

Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped by a Pig.

Gravdigr · 06-26-2015, 02:40 PM

I haven't read the story, BUT, that must've been one randy pig.[/shudder]

Gravdigr · 08-14-2015, 03:41 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2015, 12:04 PM

Darn it to heck, we missed it.

fargon · 09-09-2015, 06:01 PM

I'd really like to hear the rest of the story.
http://trendingstylist.com/pregnant-texas-woman/

xoxoxoBruce · 09-09-2015, 08:10 PM

Quote:

On 24 June 2015, the web site Dude Comedy published an article headlined “Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped by a Pig,” reporting an unusual incident that purportedly occurred in Bardwell, Texas.

Although there are a number of news sources that cover the area, there is no media entity called “Ellis County News.” The picture of a pig used in the article was an old and popular stock image, clearly not a new photo of a felonious farm animal. (The photograph of the “victim” is possibly that of a real pregnant woman whose image was used without her permission in an objectionable and insulting manner, but we haven’t yet turned up its original source.)

snopes

fargon · 09-09-2015, 09:36 PM

Well that sux.

BigV · 09-11-2015, 05:21 PM

Not for the pig!

06-06-2015, 08:57 AM	#976
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	but why is the engine off if the bacon's still forty meters away? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-06-2015, 01:15 PM	#977
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, why is that? This is Murka, after all...We ain't walking ~120 feet. Not even for bacon. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-06-2015, 01:41 PM	#978
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	'Cause when you turn the key the gages go to work before the engine starts. You yourself said he wouldn't walk the 120 feet. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-07-2015, 11:56 AM	#979
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	so why are we still sitting here talking about it with no damn bacon??! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-07-2015, 03:27 PM	#980
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I had Bacon for breakfast this morning. YUM!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-17-2015, 10:37 PM	#981
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	truth Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-19-2015, 09:46 PM	#982
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	True dat Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

06-26-2015, 10:28 AM	#983
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped by a Pig. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-26-2015, 02:40 PM	#984
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I haven't read the story, BUT, that must've been one randy pig.[/shudder] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-14-2015, 03:41 PM	#985
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-09-2015, 12:04 PM	#986
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Darn it to heck, we missed it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-09-2015, 06:01 PM	#987
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'd really like to hear the rest of the story. http://trendingstylist.com/pregnant-texas-woman/ __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-09-2015, 09:36 PM	#989
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Well that sux. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-11-2015, 05:21 PM	#990
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Not for the pig! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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