What's making you happy today? - Page 668

xoxoxoBruce · 05-24-2014, 04:53 PM

I bought some from SC at the fruit stand yesterday, much better than the CA winter berries. The smell in the car coming home was fruitelicious.

Gravdigr · 05-25-2014, 03:08 PM

Last evening I was chatting with a buddy when his phone announced, loudly, "You have a message from Janet."

I immediately asked him if it does that when I text him. It does, he informed me. I then asked if he would change my name in his contacts list. He said he would be glad to, thinking, I'm sure, that I just didn't want it saying my name out loud every time I texted him. When I told him what I wanted it changed to, he made a point to make eye contact, and then said "You are a fucking genius."

When I text him or leave a voicemail for him, his phone now announces "You have a message from Satan Himself."

He spent the rest of the evening changes peoples' names in his phone. His girlfriend is now Tits McGee. His dad is The Lord, God Almighty. His mother is The Boss Of The Lord, God Almighty. Someone got changed so that the phone announces "You have a message from Oh Dear God What Is That Smell?"

BigV · 05-25-2014, 04:12 PM

funny!!!!

Undertoad · 05-26-2014, 11:29 PM

I start work today at a new job in which I hope I will be resurrecting my career. No more tweakers, it's for the North American side of a British technology company.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2014, 11:56 PM

Go toad! Don't hurt anyone.

Griff · 05-27-2014, 06:29 AM

Excellent!

fargon · 05-27-2014, 07:31 AM

Far Out, Toad.

Clodfobble · 05-27-2014, 08:07 AM

Sweet!

glatt · 05-27-2014, 08:15 AM

That's excellent!

Undertoad · 05-27-2014, 10:55 AM

And within my first hour, they asked me to renew my passport so I can go get training at the HQ in Derby!

BigV · 05-27-2014, 11:16 AM

Now THAT makes me happy! WTG UT!

glatt · 05-27-2014, 11:53 AM

They are investing in UT. That's a great sign.

Clodfobble · 05-27-2014, 12:31 PM

Derby?

Beest · 05-27-2014, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

And within my first hour, they asked me to renew my passport so I can go get training at the HQ in Derby!

It's not all good news then, never mind.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2014, 01:27 PM

Quote:

All Saints Church was designated as a cathedral in 1927, signalling that the town was ready for city status.

Wow... just wow. It's slowly sinking in to my thick head just how closely the church and government are tangled up over there.

05-24-2014, 04:53 PM	#10006
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I bought some from SC at the fruit stand yesterday, much better than the CA winter berries. The smell in the car coming home was fruitelicious. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-25-2014, 03:08 PM	#10007
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Last evening I was chatting with a buddy when his phone announced, loudly, "You have a message from Janet." I immediately asked him if it does that when I text him. It does, he informed me. I then asked if he would change my name in his contacts list. He said he would be glad to, thinking, I'm sure, that I just didn't want it saying my name out loud every time I texted him. When I told him what I wanted it changed to, he made a point to make eye contact, and then said "You are a fucking genius." When I text him or leave a voicemail for him, his phone now announces "You have a message from Satan Himself." He spent the rest of the evening changes peoples' names in his phone. His girlfriend is now Tits McGee. His dad is The Lord, God Almighty. His mother is The Boss Of The Lord, God Almighty. Someone got changed so that the phone announces "You have a message from Oh Dear God What Is That Smell?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-25-2014, 04:12 PM	#10008
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	funny!!!! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-26-2014, 11:56 PM	#10010
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Go toad! Don't hurt anyone. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-27-2014, 06:29 AM	#10011
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Excellent! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-26-2014, 11:29 PM	#10009
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I start work today at a new job in which I hope I will be resurrecting my career. No more tweakers, it's for the North American side of a British technology company.

05-27-2014, 07:31 AM	#10012
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Far Out, Toad. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-27-2014, 08:07 AM	#10013
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Sweet! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-27-2014, 08:15 AM	#10014
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's excellent!

05-27-2014, 10:55 AM	#10015
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And within my first hour, they asked me to renew my passport so I can go get training at the HQ in Derby!

05-27-2014, 11:16 AM	#10016
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Now THAT makes me happy! WTG UT! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-27-2014, 11:53 AM	#10017
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They are investing in UT. That's a great sign.

05-27-2014, 12:31 PM	#10018
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Derby? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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