Deal Breakers - Page 7

Aliantha · 11-23-2008, 06:15 PM

My cat fell in the spa a couple of weeks ago. I wish I'd had that on video. It was very funny.

SteveDallas · 11-23-2008, 06:49 PM

At our house, the custom is seat down, lid down. Even so, I double-check before I put in or take out my contacts.... I have this horrible vision of dropping one and having it end up in the toilet (which is right next to the sink).

classicman · 11-23-2008, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I wish I could PM Ali's boys and tell them to do the glad-wrap-over-the-toilet-bowl-beneath-the-seat stunt. Probably best that I can't, I guess.

OMFG - I was thinking the same thing and figured I would be safe 1/2 way around the world, but then I realized that Daryl travels here occasionally. Thats one knock on the door I wouldn't wanna answer.

monster · 11-23-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

In any event, if she was hot, and there's a photo of her lying around, wellll . . ..

well she was certainly hot on 9/11....

Aliantha · 11-24-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

OMFG - I was thinking the same thing and figured I would be safe 1/2 way around the world, but then I realized that Daryl travels here occasionally. Thats one knock on the door I wouldn't wanna answer.

You'd probably be safe. I'm sure he'd be having a laugh about it anyway, all the while trying to act solicitous.

TheMercenary · 11-24-2008, 10:06 AM

So why do women pee all over the seats in public restrooms?

Trilby · 11-24-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

So why do women pee all over the seats in public restrooms?

Because we can. And we hate other chicks.

Flint · 11-24-2008, 10:30 AM

It's a cruel feedback loop. Fear of pee propagates the squat & squirt method; which creates fear of pee...

TheMercenary · 11-24-2008, 10:34 AM

It's nasty. The more co-ed bathrooms have become the more I encounter it. Guys pee on the seat some but those nasty chicks spray it everywhere, seat, floor, wall, tank. Why? Are these the same people whining about having the seat up or down?

SteveDallas · 11-24-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

And we hate other chicks.

I'm slowly starting to realize that this simple statement explains at least half of what I don't understand about women.

jinx · 11-24-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

It's nasty. The more co-ed bathrooms have become the more I encounter it. Guys pee on the seat some but those nasty chicks spray it everywhere, seat, floor, wall, tank. Why? Are these the same people whining about having the seat up or down?

It is so disgusting and always makes me want to beat the living shit out of the ill-mannered whore that did it. Seriously, there are farm animals that make less of a mess than some women.

Pissing all over a bathroom stall = deal breaker.

Trilby · 11-24-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Pissing all over a bathroom stall = deal breaker.

I know!~ I'm not going out with that chick, either! YUCK

classicman · 11-24-2008, 12:03 PM

I'm with both of you on that one.

Treasenuak · 11-24-2008, 12:57 PM

-raises hand- Same here. But what I want to know is how the HELL they manage it. We sit down to pee, last I checked. WTELF!!!????

Shawnee123 · 11-24-2008, 01:03 PM

It's a co-ed bathroom, which I assume to mean that you lock the door when you're in. So, how do you know it's the women peeing on the seat? Don''t men's rooms usually have urinals? Could it be a guy who thinks he's peeing in the urinal so doesn't care about the seat? Is there a urinal?

Having said all that...I am at my most OCD when using the restrooms here...because yeah, some people, including women, are just plain disgusting!

11-23-2008, 06:15 PM	#91
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	My cat fell in the spa a couple of weeks ago. I wish I'd had that on video. It was very funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-24-2008, 10:06 AM	#96
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	So why do women pee all over the seats in public restrooms? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-24-2008, 10:30 AM	#98
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	It's a cruel feedback loop. Fear of pee propagates the squat & squirt method; which creates fear of pee... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-24-2008, 10:34 AM	#99
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	It's nasty. The more co-ed bathrooms have become the more I encounter it. Guys pee on the seat some but those nasty chicks spray it everywhere, seat, floor, wall, tank. Why? Are these the same people whining about having the seat up or down? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-24-2008, 12:03 PM	#103
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'm with both of you on that one. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-23-2008, 06:49 PM	#92
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	At our house, the custom is seat down, lid down. Even so, I double-check before I put in or take out my contacts.... I have this horrible vision of dropping one and having it end up in the toilet (which is right next to the sink).

11-24-2008, 12:57 PM	#104
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-raises hand- Same here. But what I want to know is how the HELL they manage it. We sit down to pee, last I checked. WTELF!!!????

11-24-2008, 01:03 PM	#105
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's a co-ed bathroom, which I assume to mean that you lock the door when you're in. So, how do you know it's the women peeing on the seat? Don''t men's rooms usually have urinals? Could it be a guy who thinks he's peeing in the urinal so doesn't care about the seat? Is there a urinal? Having said all that...I am at my most OCD when using the restrooms here...because yeah, some people, including women, are just plain disgusting! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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