All in favor of banning Emma the Troll? - Page 7

Datalyss · 12-12-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar

Emma Walker is the most recent childish, ignorant, poorly educated, ugly, nasty, disgusting, little troll to disturb the flow of things in the Cellar. She has very quickly proven that she knows nothing, thinks she knows everything, and will annoy and alienate every person on the board.

Ah. That's why she was banned. She might be accepted over at TrollKingdom.

Gravdigr · 12-17-2009, 04:33 PM

I feel alienated and somewhat annoyed that I have not been alienated and annoyed by this "Emma".

toranokaze · 12-17-2009, 07:50 PM

This tread needs less Hobbs and more Kant

Crimson Ghost · 12-18-2009, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

This tread needs less Hobbs and more Kant

Well that's all well and good, but you need to remember that
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

TheMercenary · 12-19-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Well that's all well and good, but you need to remember that
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Monty Python!

Haggis.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-19-2009, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

This tread needs less Hobbs and more Kant

Man and Superman, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short?

ZenGum · 12-19-2009, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Man and Superman, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short?

CouchNietzschecough.

Trilby · 12-19-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

CouchNietzschecough.

wow. Nietzsche has a bad cough!

and it was thomas hobbes who said that. don't go blaming nietzsche for everything just because god is dead!

ZenGum · 12-19-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

wow. Nietzsche has a bad cough!

and it was thomas hobbes who said that. don't go blaming nietzsche for everything just because god is dead!

The solitary, nasty, brutish and short was Hobbes.

Man and Superman was Nietzsche, rather than Kant.

On reflection, it should have been:

SneezeNietzschesneeze.

More poetic.

classicman · 12-17-2009, 08:45 PM

What about Calvin?

toranokaze · 12-17-2009, 09:03 PM

He grew up

ZenGum · 12-17-2009, 10:22 PM

Oh dammit, internet, stop defiling my childhood!

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-19-2009, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Oh dammit, internet, stop defiling my childhood!

The site she got that from fucks [with] everybody's childhood. It may be the largest repository of Pokémon pr0nz anywhere.

It's also the only place I've ever seen porn of Elfquest and Girl Genius.

Don't think I've seen any Alley Oop...

xoxoxoBruce · 12-19-2009, 04:20 AM

What site?

Clodfobble · 12-17-2009, 11:51 PM

Oh, goddammit. I didn't realize until I read through it again... that's supposed to be Susie Derkins.

Goddammit.

View Poll Results: Who is in favor of banning Emma?
I vote to ban her - She is begging for us to do it anyway	14	51.85%
I vote not to ban her - She's just an ignorant kid and it will take time to adjust	6	22.22%
I take no position and if UT wants to ban her, that's his business.	7	25.93%
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12-17-2009, 04:33 PM	#2
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12-17-2009, 07:50 PM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	This tread needs less Hobbs and more Kant __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-17-2009, 08:45 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What about Calvin? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-17-2009, 09:03 PM	#11
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	He grew up Attached Images __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-17-2009, 10:22 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh dammit, internet, stop defiling my childhood! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2009, 04:20 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What site? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2009, 11:51 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh, goddammit. I didn't realize until I read through it again... that's supposed to be Susie Derkins. Goddammit. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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