The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Current Events
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Current Events Help understand the world by talking about things happening in it

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-23-2013, 02:48 AM   #1
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Heard my first conspiracy theory this morning. About how this was set by the Government and the brothers were set up as mooks. Note how one is dead and the other was "conveniently" shot in the throat.

It was a practice session for martial law, with police and soldiers allowed to enter all houses withiut evidence or warrant, asking all other citizens to remain in their houses, ideally away from windows and/ or lying on the floor.

Note how only three people died - the bomb was made to ensure maximum panic without killing off too much of the labor force. Also American citizens were the perpetratirs, because there isn'sn't another international conflict America wants to start unlike last time,
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 03:57 AM   #2
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Don't get. Help please?
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 06:31 AM   #3
Griff
still says videotape
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
I don't think Bruce grew up in an America where this kind of security becomes necessary... come to think of it neither did I. We used to think we were special. I guess that's how we fucked up.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Griff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 08:11 AM   #4
glatt
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
some runners have numbers, and some don't. Why? Is that dude official security or is he just openly carrying to protect himself?
glatt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2013, 02:58 PM   #5
Perry Winkle
Esnohplad Semaj Ton
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
Posts: 2,259
Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt View Post
some runners have numbers, and some don't.
Many people pin them to their thigh or waist.
Perry Winkle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 08:52 AM   #6
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Oh he has a gun!
Honestly only noticed it because of Glatt's post (thankyou)
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 10:40 AM   #7
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
He's just one of the runners, but chose to run armed.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 09:29 PM   #8
tw
Read? I only know how to write.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
He's just one of the runners, but chose to run armed.
If he was armless, then would he be handicapped? Or does that only apply to horses?
tw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2013, 11:26 PM   #9
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by tw View Post
If he was armless, then would he be handicapped?
Yes, of course. And if he were legless then he would be footicapped.

Where did you go to school?
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2013, 05:19 AM   #10
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Quote:
Originally Posted by tw View Post
If he was armless, then would he be handicapped? Or does that only apply to horses?
A TW funny!
Always worth waiting for, even - or perhaps because - they are like hens' teeth.
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-09-2013, 12:34 PM   #11
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundae View Post
A TW funny!
Always worth waiting for, even - or perhaps because - they are like hens' teeth.
Mythical?
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-02-2013, 10:28 PM   #12
regular.joe
Старый сержант
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
Posts: 1,464
I"ll put good money on this guy being an SF weenie wannabe reservist who thinks he's being cool in some stupid out of place kind of way. I can tell by the silly hat, with the sunglasses piched on top, and the coyote colored, SOF issue geardo kit.

Quiet professional wannabe who can't resist trying to show off and call attention to his cool self in public, yea, that's my call.
__________________
Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament.

Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.
regular.joe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2013, 10:08 PM   #13
sexobon
I love it when a plan comes together.
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
I considered that he may work at an Army surplus store and was doing some advertising; but, I like your assessment better.

Of course, he could be a paintball commando gone wild!
sexobon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2013, 12:48 AM   #14
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
So what are you then, Footicapable?
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2013, 10:22 AM   #15
Ocean's Edge
is a beach
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: One step back from the end of the world
Posts: 245
Banging head against wall....
http://www.infowars.com/fbi-surround...essure-cooker/
__________________
Schrodinger's cat is a koan.
Ocean's Edge is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:10 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.