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Old 12-08-2007, 08:00 PM   #1036
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How many people can play Naked Twister at the same time, anyway?
The only bad thing about playing naked twister is when your face is stuck in someone else's arsehole.
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:52 PM   #1037
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...Unless you're into that kind of thing...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:48 PM   #1038
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I forgot to mention this. We've resolved that problem. The first week of September, she started having orgasms, and had actually been having them for a while but wasn't sure that's what it was. It was a great relief. Now she has orgasms every time I go down on her. Sometimes they are earth-shattering, sometimes not -- but it's always good. She used to be very quiet, now she shatters glass with the noise she makes.

The last week or so, we've finally got the intercourse end of things to the point where she's getting close to coming that way. A little more practice. . .
I have found that once my wife, many years ago, learned to be more vocal during sex and her orgasms, it was then that she became more orgasmic and is now multiorgasmic.
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:05 PM   #1039
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Just to say Perry - I'm glad it's all worked out for you.
But the best thing about it, is that you have a very honest relationship and you don't have to worry about communication. And trust me, if you stay with her the honest communication will be more value than orgasms as the years progress.

Orgasms from cunnilingus are life changing anyway - even if it doesn't work she will remember you in old age just for that
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:20 PM   #1040
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my son's 4th birthday is two days away. afternoon naps grow more and more scarce. this makes me grumpy because our prime time for sex has been for the 1-2 hour naptime. nighttime is mainly for quickies due to the drooping eyelids. this knowledge makes me even more grumpy.

my assistant actually commented the other day that i seem to be taking long lunches more often these days. trying to get while the gettin's good.
It's okay lookout school days are only a year away!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:25 PM   #1041
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yep. that was 2.5 years ago.
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:15 PM   #1042
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So what's your excuse now??
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:09 PM   #1043
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Is it just me, or doe anyone else think that hotel sex is the best? I have been with my husband for 15 yrs, but its just something about being in a hotel that just sets us off...
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:30 PM   #1044
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i think you just like people watching you on the concierge desk.
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:36 PM   #1045
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Is it just me, or doe anyone else think that hotel sex is the best? I have been with my husband for 15 yrs, but its just something about being in a hotel that just sets us off...
Do you ever travel together?
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:38 PM   #1046
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:42 PM   #1047
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:50 PM   #1048
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Do you ever travel together?
Of course not!!!
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:51 PM   #1049
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:52 PM   #1050
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i think you just like people watching you on the concierge desk.
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