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Old 07-30-2016, 10:06 AM   #1
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Infinitely working.
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Old 07-31-2016, 07:48 AM   #2
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Old 08-04-2016, 01:43 PM   #3
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Minifob and -fobette are playing Twister, except the spinner is kind of broken so Minifobette is just calling out whatever move amuses her the most.

Minifobette: "Right hand, red."
Minifob: "What? Oh my god!"
Minifobette: (absolutely deadpan) "Don't complain. This is your life now."
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Old 08-04-2016, 03:20 PM   #4
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"This is your life now."
That's great.
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Old 08-04-2016, 10:16 PM   #5
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Minifob and -fobette are playing Twister, except the spinner is kind of broken so Minifobette is just calling out whatever move amuses her the most.

Minifobette: "Right hand, red."
Minifob: "What? Oh my god!"
Minifobette: (absolutely deadpan) "Don't complain. This is your life now."
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Old 08-04-2016, 02:13 PM   #6
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Old 08-04-2016, 03:02 PM   #7
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:15 PM   #8
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Can that go on top? It's awesome.
(whatever that space under the monkey is called)

She's certainly in control of her brother, huh. Poor guy, he's in for it for a long time...lol.
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:20 PM   #9
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Like that, the whole quote?
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:54 PM   #10
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Perfect. Thank you.
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Old 08-04-2016, 09:39 PM   #11
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Aw. I've never had (okay, inspired) a tagline before.


You guys reminded me, there's another thing I was going to post of hers a couple weeks ago and then got distracted. She writes this ongoing series of stories about a girl named Julie Williamson and her various adventures. Recently there was one about a bunch of weather disasters happening in the town, and finally the young heroine sleuthed out that someone had time traveled and met his or her future self, and that had created a "weather chaos" paradox. So she asked everyone in town, and the mayor confessed...

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So she was just about to kill him until the policeman came.
“Your under arrest for trying to kill the mayor!” they said.
“But its the only way! I have to kill him to stop the chaos!”
“Well, it’s the end of his last year anyway, I guess you can kill him.” said the policeman.
So Julie killed the mayor and everyone was happy.
THE END
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Old 08-05-2016, 12:26 PM   #12
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... someone had time traveled and met his or her future self, and that had created a "weather chaos" paradox...


Doctor Who much?

Send her resume to Moffat and Gatiss
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:50 PM   #13
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On Minifob's recent math quiz, the problem presented two children named Allyson and Justin who had each solved a problem a different way (one being obviously wrong.) He was asked to explain which child was correct, and why. His answer:

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Allyson ACTUALLY used feet! I agree because she used an ACTUAL measurement unlike Justin McJusty, he isn't very clear on his measurements. You tell the exact measurement you want. You use a standard measurement: feet! You are good at measuring and know what is a universal measurement that everyone understands.
I told him name-calling wasn't a convincing argument. He disagreed, and pointed out the fact that he got partial credit.
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Old 08-31-2016, 06:01 AM   #14
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I'm with Mini on this one.
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Old 08-31-2016, 10:38 AM   #15
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He disagreed, and pointed out the fact that he got partial credit.
I see the error, Justin McJustyface would have got full credit.
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