Weird News

[glatt]

I think the severing of all the limbs probably had a bit to do with the death of the donkey.

[Spexxvet]

The had "unnatural sex with a donkey". Would they have gotten in trouble if it had been godd old natural sex with a donkey?

[squirell nutkin]

feb 8th 2000? Think those guys are up for parole?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Once they're paroled, they'll probably be sent to the American Coalition front.

[Crimson Ghost]

Now, let's admit it, when we were young, we did dumb things for some ass.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Never cut her appendages off though, and as studly as I am was, none of them died from me. :

[xoxoxoBruce]

A businessman has been fined £60 and had his driving licence endorsed for blowing his nose while stuck in a traffic jam.

Michael Mancini, a furniture restorer from Prestwick, Ayrshire, was given the fixed penalty and docked three penalty points after leaning over and pulling out a paper handkerchief to wipe his nose when stuck in Ayr High Street. Mancini said that his van was in neutral with its handbrake on, and that he was flabbergasted when he was signalled into a parking bay by an approaching policeman.

Matters became “a little bit surreal”, he said, when he wound down his window and was promptly charged by the stern-faced PC Stuart Gray, a man known locally as “Shiny Buttons” in recognition of his zealous attention to detail. “I honestly thought it was a joke,” said Mancini, 39, who was booked for failing to be in control of his vehicle.

PC Gray earned notoriety for doling out a £50 fine to Stewart Smith, another Ayr man, who dropped a £10 note from his back pocket. Mr Smith was charged with littering.

No wonder they had to take everybody's guns away.

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[classicman]

Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat

A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head, according to police reports.

Around noon, Hoboken police were dispatched to the 300 block of Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a "feline cat," reports said. She said she had pain to her lower back and the back of her head, reports said.

Not sure what other kind of cat there is, but still...


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[Lamplighter]

Originally Posted by classicman

Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat

Not sure what other kind of cat there is, but still...


From here

***-o'-nine-tails ?

[Scriveyn]

Priceless: room to swing a cat in your flat

[classicman]

The mental image you just gave me caused an lol in my office.

[Scriveyn]

Originally Posted by The Guardian

Pope's astronomer says he would baptise an alien if it asked him

An alien – 'no matter how many tentacles it has' – could have a soul, says pope's astronomer.

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They must be really desperate at the Vatican.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Scriveyn

They must be really desperate at the Vatican.

So desperate that they need aliens to molest.

[Scriveyn]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

So desperate that they need aliens to molest.

The more tentacles, the better!

[xoxoxoBruce]

In Pretoria, the nation's administrative and de facto capital city, some are taking an odd and illegal step to compete with their follow downtrodden man: beggars are renting babies and using them as props in order to garner sympathy and, they hope, more (and larger) donations.

The baby-rental process is not, however, initiated by parents looking to make a buck. (Thankfully?) Rather, corrupt day care centers are behind the deed, loaning out the children to vagabonds -- unbeknownst to the parents.

Good grief.

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