What's scorching your groove today? - Page 74

Nirvana · 12-24-2012, 10:57 AM

Carol's x mas present?

Chocolatl · 12-17-2012, 05:32 PM

Zen, I think that would've been a great chance to pull "pics or it didn't happen."

For those concerned, my nipples are doing well. They are neither scorched nor grooved, thankfully.

BigV · 12-17-2012, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl

Zen, I think that would've been a great chance to pull "pics or it didn't happen."

For those concerned, my nipples are doing well. They are neither scorched nor grooved, thankfully.

It certainly was.

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That's what respectful comic restraint sounds like. Of course, those of you reading my mind weren't burdened by such restraints. Not those kind, anyhow.

Aliantha · 12-23-2012, 05:46 PM

I have a sty(?) on my lower eye lid. It is soooooo itchy, and then sore when i rub it.

footfootfoot · 12-23-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I have a sty(?) on my lower eye lid. It is soooooo itchy, and then sore when i rub it.

Ohh I get those. I hate them. Just soak them all the time in warm water or tea bags. I don't really believe it makes them go away any faster but it makes you feel as though you are doing something to speed things along. Plus it is helpful if you need to have water run down your arm into your sleeves. Although it's summer in Oz now.

monster · 12-24-2012, 01:59 PM

Did Limey Knit those?

Chocolatl · 12-25-2012, 12:47 AM

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Every one knows that nipples are like lizards tails; they grow back when bitten off, or if attacked by a strange baby the nipple will detach so the mother can get away. Didn't you take any science courses in school?

Update: the teething fury has subsided. Now either a blocked tear duct or pinkeye is giving Beans trouble.

And it would seem Kitsune has bronchitis.

...And my right eye feels sticky and my throat tickles. Shit.

Chocolatl · 01-28-2013, 07:02 PM

I have never made it out of Target with *just* the thing I went in there for. Ever.

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wolf · 01-28-2013, 07:07 PM

Holy shit. That explains a lot.

footfootfoot · 07-20-2013, 10:58 AM

So I've been having this mysterious starting problem with my car. It was finally diagnosed for the third time. Maybe it's a charm. Now to save up for a new timing belt. This is the original belt, 9 years and 210,000 miles.

Hoping my Irish luck holds out a while longer.

Off to cut some rafters...

Griff · 07-20-2013, 12:55 PM

Excessive heat and humidity leading to some combination of dehydration and general misery causing my skin to freak out. Am forcing fluids the itching feels better than last night.

Pete Zicato · 07-22-2013, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Excessive heat and humidity leading to some combination of dehydration and general misery causing my skin to freak out. Am forcing fluids the itching feels better than last night.

If you're truly dehydrated, you'll want to boost your electrolytes too.

footfootfoot · 07-20-2013, 01:47 PM

That there is some serious ass quel dommage, Griff.
I hope you can find relief from that.

Griff · 07-20-2013, 03:18 PM

Thanks. It has calmed down, but I get really on edge when its like this, so the ladies are giving me my space.

toranokaze · 07-21-2013, 06:10 PM

I got pulled over by the police when riding my bike. He thought I stole it.

12-24-2012, 10:57 AM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Carol's x mas present? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

12-23-2012, 05:46 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have a sty(?) on my lower eye lid. It is soooooo itchy, and then sore when i rub it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-24-2012, 01:59 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Did Limey Knit those? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-28-2013, 07:07 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Holy shit. That explains a lot. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-20-2013, 10:58 AM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	So I've been having this mysterious starting problem with my car. It was finally diagnosed for the third time. Maybe it's a charm. Now to save up for a new timing belt. This is the original belt, 9 years and 210,000 miles. Hoping my Irish luck holds out a while longer. Off to cut some rafters... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-17-2012, 05:32 PM	#2
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Zen, I think that would've been a great chance to pull "pics or it didn't happen." For those concerned, my nipples are doing well. They are neither scorched nor grooved, thankfully.

01-28-2013, 07:02 PM	#8
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	I have never made it out of Target with just the thing I went in there for. Ever.

07-20-2013, 12:55 PM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Excessive heat and humidity leading to some combination of dehydration and general misery causing my skin to freak out. Am forcing fluids the itching feels better than last night. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-20-2013, 01:47 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That there is some serious ass quel dommage, Griff. I hope you can find relief from that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-20-2013, 03:18 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Thanks. It has calmed down, but I get really on edge when its like this, so the ladies are giving me my space. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-21-2013, 06:10 PM	#15
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I got pulled over by the police when riding my bike. He thought I stole it. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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