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09-26-2010, 12:53 AM | #1 |
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Why thank you.
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09-27-2010, 02:37 AM | #2 |
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I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.
I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.
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09-27-2010, 08:54 AM | #3 |
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I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.
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09-27-2010, 10:00 AM | #4 |
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A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.
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09-27-2010, 10:22 AM | #5 |
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There's a Neil Armstrong joke in there somewhere...
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09-28-2010, 04:48 PM | #6 |
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Oh, there are pictures, my friend.
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09-26-2010, 09:33 AM | #7 |
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Looks like she intends to make your mountain climb more of an expedition...
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09-26-2010, 03:21 PM | #8 |
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This is actually against the rules and regulations.
Womenfolk don't understand because their sexual response is different. But the law is, if you touch it, you have to finish it. What she doesn't realize, digr, is that five seconds after the door shut, you were in your bedroom beating your dick like it owed you money.* And twenty seconds after that, the entire encounter was over and you were thinking, not about her, but about whether there's any milk left in the fridge. That's what we are as guys and I'm not sure the females of our species fully understand this. *I believe this line was originally written by Paul Mooney, used on The Dave Chappelle Show and was subsequently stolen by Carlos Mencia. |
09-26-2010, 05:15 PM | #9 |
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It can't work that way 100% of the time, though, or else you wouldn't need us in the first place.
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09-26-2010, 05:59 PM | #10 |
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We don't need you in the first place, we need you in the special place.
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09-26-2010, 06:22 PM | #12 |
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She thinks she's created a situation where he wants her more because she left him hanging, because that's how it works for her. How it works for guys is, once a guy gets aroused, he is going to finish somewhere* - it's so biologically driven that for many guys it's practically painful not to. And then move on to the next thing. That's just what we do, that's our programming.
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09-26-2010, 07:53 PM | #13 |
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If you want to be wanted, this is the only time in your live when you get the opportunity, you should blow it.
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I think they may play by different rules. No, no. It's supposed to be "If I get to touch it, I get to finish it." Quote:
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I would hate to know what it feels like to want her more.
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