Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 8

Clodfobble · 10-30-2008, 11:09 AM

...Ah, crap, I don't get the Jimmy Carter reference. I hate not being in the top 10%.

Ibram, not only is she adorable, you can tell she's got the same attitude and sense of style that you do. Hang on to this one.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2008, 11:12 AM

I don't get the Carter reference either, and I'm much older than you Clodfobble.

Ibby...she's such a cutie! Good for you!

Undertoad · 10-30-2008, 11:15 AM

Jimmy Carter has lust in his heart.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2008, 11:18 AM

Oh yeah! Now I remember!

SteveDallas · 10-30-2008, 11:23 AM

In an interview with Playboy magazine, the devout Baptist Carter said, "I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times." I've always been struck by the irony of the line. (And sympathized with it.)

ETA: I also have late posting syndrome.

glatt · 10-30-2008, 11:53 AM

Yup, and for the record, I never said I was in the top 10%.

Would anybody say Cliff Clavin is in the top 10%?

Clodfobble · 10-30-2008, 12:06 PM

That's right, really smart people have better things to think about, and really dumb people are just really dumb--so only the very average-est middle 10% of the population will get the reference.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2008, 12:21 PM

Heehee...I used to laugh at my friend in HS. Years later she would say "remember when we went to so and so's party? You wore that one purple sweater and those black shoes you liked."

I couldn't remember what I wore yesterday.

This girl wasn't a rocket scientist. I always just figured she had less stuff crowding up her brain so could remember those kinds of details.

But I should talk: movie quotes, tv show quotes, and song lyrics. For some reason, they get stuck in my head. Of course, repetition plays a part: I've seen Pulp Fiction about 50 times and quote it a lot!

DanaC · 10-30-2008, 01:53 PM

Oh she's a sweety! and very cool looking too, just like you Ibby. Clod's right, she seems to share your attitude and sense of style.

And, yeah, she is looking at you in a way that suggests she likes you.

Ibby · 11-01-2008, 10:29 AM

oh my GOD.

so.
today was mostly a repeat of last saturday.. except the house was TOTALLY empty except for us.
for about four hours.

as the evening progressed more and more clothes were done away with. and then all were done away with. then... well, first some fingering, then she wanted to fuck...but after finally managing to get the condom on, i had sorta killed it for me, and then she was uncomfortable cause i'd sorta popped her cherry fingering her and the blood wasnt so nice, and so we cleaned up and bit and just cuddled and kissed for a while.

but.. next time i get some private time with her
oh my god.

DanaC · 11-01-2008, 10:38 AM

*smiles*

God what an age to be.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-01-2008, 01:13 PM

She doesn't look very androgynous to me.

Clodfobble · 11-01-2008, 03:36 PM

Way to go, Ibram! Just remember, A.) it's no fun having your parents walk in on you, so always be double-sure of their schedules, and B.) keep doing the smart thing, no matter how frustrating the condoms may be. SRSLY.

DanaC · 11-01-2008, 05:25 PM

c.) don't ever let her read this thread :P

xoxoxoBruce · 11-01-2008, 08:10 PM

B-1) Practice masturbating with condoms, until handling them becomes second nature.

10-30-2008, 11:09 AM	#106
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	...Ah, crap, I don't get the Jimmy Carter reference. I hate not being in the top 10%. Ibram, not only is she adorable, you can tell she's got the same attitude and sense of style that you do. Hang on to this one. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-30-2008, 11:12 AM	#107
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't get the Carter reference either, and I'm much older than you Clodfobble. Ibby...she's such a cutie! Good for you! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2008, 11:18 AM	#109
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh yeah! Now I remember! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2008, 11:23 AM	#110
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	In an interview with Playboy magazine, the devout Baptist Carter said, "I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times." I've always been struck by the irony of the line. (And sympathized with it.) ETA: I also have late posting syndrome. Last edited by SteveDallas; 10-30-2008 at 11:28 AM.

10-30-2008, 12:06 PM	#112
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That's right, really smart people have better things to think about, and really dumb people are just really dumb--so only the very average-est middle 10% of the population will get the reference. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-30-2008, 11:15 AM	#108
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jimmy Carter has lust in his heart.

10-30-2008, 11:53 AM	#111
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yup, and for the record, I never said I was in the *top* 10%. Would anybody say Cliff Clavin is in the top 10%?

10-30-2008, 12:21 PM	#113
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heehee...I used to laugh at my friend in HS. Years later she would say "remember when we went to so and so's party? You wore that one purple sweater and those black shoes you liked." I couldn't remember what I wore yesterday. This girl wasn't a rocket scientist. I always just figured she had less stuff crowding up her brain so could remember those kinds of details. But I should talk: movie quotes, tv show quotes, and song lyrics. For some reason, they get stuck in my head. Of course, repetition plays a part: I've seen Pulp Fiction about 50 times and quote it a lot! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2008, 01:53 PM	#114
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Oh she's a sweety! and very cool looking too, just like you Ibby. Clod's right, she seems to share your attitude and sense of style. And, yeah, she is looking at you in a way that suggests she likes you.

11-01-2008, 10:29 AM	#115
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	oh my GOD. so. today was mostly a repeat of last saturday.. except the house was TOTALLY empty except for us. for about four hours. as the evening progressed more and more clothes were done away with. and then all were done away with. then... well, first some fingering, then she wanted to fuck...but after finally managing to get the condom on, i had sorta killed it for me, and then she was uncomfortable cause i'd sorta popped her cherry fingering her and the blood wasnt so nice, and so we cleaned up and bit and just cuddled and kissed for a while. but.. next time i get some private time with her oh my god. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-01-2008, 10:38 AM	#116
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	smiles God what an age to be.

11-01-2008, 01:13 PM	#117
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She doesn't look very androgynous to me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-01-2008, 03:36 PM	#118
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Way to go, Ibram! Just remember, A.) it's no fun having your parents walk in on you, so always be double-sure of their schedules, and B.) keep doing the smart thing, no matter how frustrating the condoms may be. SRSLY. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-01-2008, 05:25 PM	#119
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	c.) don't ever let her read this thread :P

11-01-2008, 08:10 PM	#120
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	B-1) Practice masturbating with condoms, until handling them becomes second nature. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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