12-03-2017, 08:18 PM | #106 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Don't spare the rod on him...
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-03-2017, 09:14 PM | #107 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
What a prick.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
12-04-2017, 01:30 PM | #108 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
"For himself and a friend"...
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
12-21-2017, 02:57 PM | #109 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
German newspaper prints two double pages of Christmas wrapping paper.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-22-2017, 12:48 PM | #110 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
That's kinda cool.
I've used the comics section before, when I had one more gift to wrap.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
12-24-2017, 05:19 AM | #111 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
|
Genius
__________________
Quote:
|
|
12-24-2017, 10:35 AM | #112 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
|
Nice!
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
12-25-2017, 05:16 PM | #113 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Must have been the alcohol...
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
12-27-2017, 10:57 PM | #114 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
Alcohol?? Have you never heard an accordion in an enclosed space????
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
12-27-2017, 11:30 PM | #115 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
|
It is said that a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
Evidently the accused was not a gentleman.
__________________
Last edited by Carruthers; 12-27-2017 at 11:38 PM. |
12-28-2017, 11:35 PM | #116 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
Do you know the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
01-04-2018, 03:59 PM | #117 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
I like this thread's opinion of accordions.
And I really like V's joke.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
01-04-2018, 10:46 PM | #118 |
Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
Posts: 1,512
|
|
01-12-2018, 08:28 PM | #119 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
Such a bargain...
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
01-14-2018, 12:43 AM | #120 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
No shit.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|