annoying sayings - Page 8

Pico and ME · 10-25-2008, 09:39 PM

Ha, my least favorite teacher said 'close, but no cigar'.

HungLikeJesus · 10-25-2008, 09:51 PM

Bill Clinton?

Sundae · 10-26-2008, 10:08 AM

And lets face it, God fucked with the Jews for years, laying down all sorts of laws about stoning your children, and burning animals - lots of animals - then turns round after a couple of centuries and says, "Nah, don't bother with all that, too messy, too noisy. I've decided it's all about love now, okay? Love me, love my Son (and his ghost), love your neighbour, all you need is love. Just not man on man love, I still don't like that."

And yet people still think I'm going to pleased to hear that he has a plan for me? No thanks.

DanaC · 10-26-2008, 02:25 PM

No, she was English. That expression is used over here as well. Presumably because it was popularised in a song some years ago.

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 04:17 PM

god this is a long thread about nothing. it could be seinfeld. maybe it is. we could write an episode. quick---someone start.

Sundae · 10-26-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

god this is a long thread about nothing.

But, but, but... it's in Nothingland!

Juniper · 10-26-2008, 05:19 PM

The sun will come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There'll be sun
Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
Till there's none
When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely
I just stick up my chin and grin and say
................

Thanks, now I've got Annie songs stuck in my head. Again.

Cicero · 10-26-2008, 06:58 PM

Lighten up? Me? Screw that. You're boring me so much I want to put my finger in my eye.

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 07:12 PM

I'm boring you, Cicero?

Trilby · 10-26-2008, 07:14 PM

how annoying

Cicero · 10-26-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

how annoying

No I was imitating my response when people tell me to, lighten up.

Shawnee123 · 10-27-2008, 01:56 PM

I couldn't care less means you don't care at all and there is no room for caring less. That phrase is correct, if you are trying to show that you don't give a flying monkey butt. But let's examine flying monkey butt: how would one give a monkey butt, let alone make it fly? Just wonderin'

TheMercenary · 10-27-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I couldn't care less means you don't care at all and there is no room for caring less. That phrase is correct, if you are trying to show that you don't give a flying monkey butt. But let's examine flying monkey butt: how would one give a monkey butt, let alone make it fly? Just wonderin'

Don't put it past them I have seen flying monkey butt on tv:

Shawnee123 · 10-27-2008, 02:02 PM

Blue monkeys, no less.

Duh duh duh duh duh duhhh
duh duh duh duh duh (does that sound like the Wicked Witch theme in anyone's head but mine?)

Pie · 11-05-2008, 01:05 PM

"Evolution is just a theory. It's as good as any other."

Usually used by ID proponents.

10-25-2008, 09:51 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Bill Clinton? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-26-2008, 10:08 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	And lets face it, God fucked with the Jews for years, laying down all sorts of laws about stoning your children, and burning animals - lots of animals - then turns round after a couple of centuries and says, "Nah, don't bother with all that, too messy, too noisy. I've decided it's all about love now, okay? Love me, love my Son (and his ghost), love your neighbour, all you need is love. Just not man on man love, I still don't like that." And yet people still think I'm going to pleased to hear that he has a plan for me? No thanks. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-26-2008, 04:17 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	god this is a long thread about nothing. it could be seinfeld. maybe it is. we could write an episode. quick---someone start. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-26-2008, 06:58 PM	#8
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Lighten up? Me? Screw that. You're boring me so much I want to put my finger in my eye. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-26-2008, 07:12 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm boring you, Cicero? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-25-2008, 09:39 PM	#1
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Ha, my least favorite teacher said 'close, but no cigar'.

10-26-2008, 02:25 PM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	No, she was English. That expression is used over here as well. Presumably because it was popularised in a song some years ago.

10-26-2008, 05:19 PM	#7
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	The sun will come out tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be sun Just thinkin' about tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow Till there's none When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely I just stick up my chin and grin and say ................ Thanks, now I've got Annie songs stuck in my head. Again.

10-26-2008, 07:14 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	how annoying __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-27-2008, 01:56 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I couldn't care less means you don't care at all and there is no room for caring less. That phrase is correct, if you are trying to show that you don't give a flying monkey butt. But let's examine flying monkey butt: how would one give a monkey butt, let alone make it fly? Just wonderin' __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-27-2008, 02:02 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Blue monkeys, no less. Duh duh duh duh duh duhhh duh duh duh duh duh (does that sound like the Wicked Witch theme in anyone's head but mine?) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-05-2008, 01:05 PM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	"Evolution is just a theory. It's as good as any other." Usually used by ID proponents. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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