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Old 05-11-2004, 05:44 PM   #1
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The women you marry and the women you have sex with aren't necessarily the same type of women. And hopefully they never find out about each other! j/k

That sounds like exactly what the chick who only goes for the biker assholes would say.
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:48 PM   #2
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Your ideal "woman" is actually a man with a vagina.
That was fucking hilarious Marichiko. Hit me at just the right time.
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:54 PM   #3
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The women you marry and the women you have sex with aren't necessarily the same type of women. And hopefully they never find out about each other! j/k
Game, set, and match, Radar. Concede defeat while your still coherent.
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:57 PM   #4
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*smiles* Onyx...come on....dont tell me you arent drawn to RADAR's masculinity and innate charm? You know he can please a woman like no other man , it oozes out of every one of his posts...
Actually, his attitude repulses me. Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:59 PM   #5
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Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.
That made me chuckle some
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:04 PM   #6
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I was talking to some of the guys here.

One would rather lose his left arm rather than go without sex with a woman.
Same man is not willing to lose the arm if he could wank.
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:05 PM   #7
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Actually, his attitude repulses me. Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.
Bruce would definitely be my guy of choice. If I was stuck on a desert island with only Radar, I'd satisfy myself while having fantasies about Bruce!
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:07 PM   #8
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Oh dear me *wipes tear from eye* Goddamn marichiko you are a funny bugger you really are
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:21 PM   #9
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Oh dear me *wipes tear from eye* Goddamn marichiko you are a funny bugger you really are
Thank you, Ma'am, and I've noticed your own posts add a definite touch of class to the various debates that go on around here.
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:34 PM   #10
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This is starting to sound like a concept for the next installment of Survivor!
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Old 05-11-2004, 06:36 PM   #11
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............OK......who do you put on the Island? Pick 5 cellarites
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Old 05-11-2004, 11:42 PM   #12
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Concede defeat while your still coherent.
Too late.
As for Radar's 'study', dont hold your breath, it probably comes from the same place as some of his amazing statistics (Did you know only 1% of marraiges in Vietnam are not for love?) and other amazing facts (Friedman never backed down over monetarism, I've never been to Vietnam).

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Old 05-12-2004, 01:15 AM   #13
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The rampant feminism around here appalls me.

Seriously, all you women just need to lighten up a little. It's pretty clear Radar's joking.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:22 AM   #14
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Unfortunately he is not.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:38 AM   #15
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<i>All of these were originally posted by Radar</i>
<b>Women mistakenly think that men think less of women who have lots of sex without emotional attachment or commitment. We like them and respect them more than the other girls. </b>
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<b>I love how women try to tell a man how men think and whom we respect. It's hilarious. </b>
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<b>You're not a man. You're a pussy. And you aren't even in the same neighborhood as "normal society" so give it up.

You're a typical pussified wimp denying what's real because you want to play up the "sensitive guy" angle. Give it a rest. You are all that is wrong in the world.</b>
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<b>Do you deny that a diet of only coconuts would eventually lead to death? Ever heard of scurvy? rickets? or any number of other diseases that malnourished people get?</b>
I think he's joking, because these comments, along with most of the rest of the thread, are the exact sort of thing I'd come up if I wanted to satirize the feminist movement, masculinity, etc.

Though, I'd probably be more blatant about it.

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