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05-01-2011, 03:29 PM | #1202 | |
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I love dirty limericks!
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05-01-2011, 03:30 PM | #1203 |
polaroid of perfection
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But was Sheldon there?
And did you gargle or swallow? ETA for Grav: There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back And opened her crack And then pissed all over the ceiling (notable because I worked very near Ealing)
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05-01-2011, 04:32 PM | #1204 |
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There once was hooker from Vail
Who tattooed her price on her tail Being kind to the blind She embossed her behind With sensational bargains in Braille
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05-01-2011, 04:34 PM | #1205 |
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Once there was a hunter named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave She had one tit And she smelled like shit But think of the money Dave saved
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05-01-2011, 04:35 PM | #1206 |
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A hungry young fellow from Leeds
Swallowed a packet of seeds Great bunches of grass Grew out of his ass And his balls were covered with weeds
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05-02-2011, 05:41 AM | #1207 |
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There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?)
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05-02-2011, 05:48 AM | #1208 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Wow. You old romantic you.
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05-03-2011, 01:11 PM | #1209 |
To shreds, you say?
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He's a dying breed...
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05-03-2011, 01:13 PM | #1210 |
To shreds, you say?
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From "the Magic Christian"
There once was a woman from Exeter And all the young men threw their sex at her Just to be rude, she lay in the nude While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
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05-04-2011, 03:24 PM | #1211 |
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You idiots.
Limericks belong in the Poim thread.
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05-04-2011, 03:47 PM | #1212 |
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The fact that my balls weren't gargled is proof that romance is dead.
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05-05-2011, 12:25 AM | #1213 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah....
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05-05-2011, 01:15 AM | #1214 |
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"Wow, that was some kind of sex!"
I hope so.
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05-05-2011, 06:08 AM | #1215 |
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jealous. who's the lucky fellow?
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