What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 81

BigV · 08-30-2014, 11:03 AM

That is a pretty funny story.

lumberjim · 09-01-2014, 07:35 AM

It would be interesting to read from the suits pov.

There I was, minding me own business... And this bird plops her self down next to me on the bench there, and lets fly with et!

Wot? She farted?

Yeeee, just like that. Like it was the thing to do, mate. Then she looks me dead in the eye and smiles!

Sundae · 09-01-2014, 08:08 AM

Hahaha...

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And then, I moved away from her in case she actually pooped herself, only to find myself next to an old giffer who'd actually weed himself.

Honestly, Leeds.

And do you know what?
I got the next bus even though it wasn't the right one, just to get away from them, and a young lad puked just across the aisle from me.
Just wasn't my day for bodily fluids I guess.

Aliantha · 09-09-2014, 09:48 PM

The local movie rental shop closed down a couple of weeks ago, and i would say, sold the debt for all the overdue rentals to a collection agency. Everyone is now on the community page having a whine about it. Some have bills for over $500! lol. Maybe they should return things on time. I cant believe that they think its so unfair.

monster · 09-11-2014, 07:50 PM

My juvenile rewording of Boom Clap (the sound of my heart)

Gravdigr · 09-23-2014, 04:11 PM

I'm being mildly amused, RFN, by Momdigr who has two Jehovah's Witness-looking fellas in the front yard. They both have their hands in their pockets, nodding their heads, and, I notice that their mouths aren't moving.

I'm sure they have no idea what they've gotten themselves into.

BigV · 09-23-2014, 04:13 PM

heheheheh... "Let me tell you something..."

Clodfobble · 10-17-2014, 05:55 PM

So apparently my great-great-great grandfather fought in the Civil War. A couple months back, our family was contacted by some Confederacy historical preservation group, asking for permission to put a special commemorative headstone on his (at this point unmarked) gravesite.

We said whatever, knock yourselves out, but we declined to make a donation to help pay for it.

Then they got in touch again, saying that the headstones were ready and they were going to have a dedication ceremony for about 10 soldiers, and they would really like a few of each soldier's descendants to come witness the event and receive a certificate or whatever. My mom figured why the hell not, and went.

When she got there, the organizer was freaking out because they had expected 5-7 people per family, but one soldier's family had RSVP'ed over 100 people. They had to scramble to add tons of extra chairs, and created a second registration table so it wouldn't be a bottleneck. To simplify things, they just said, "Everyone from this dude's family go to this table; everyone else go to that table."

Except then more people start arriving, and it turns out... this soldier in question didn't die during the war. He went on to get married after the war and have lots of children and thus all these copious descendants.

And the woman he married was a freed slave. All of his descendants are black.

So now there is one registration line for the white people, and one registration line for the black people, surrounded by Confederate flags. And my mother comments to one elderly black woman, "Well, I bet they weren't expecting for this to be so awkward."

And the woman says to her with a grin, "Why do you think we all came?"

infinite monkey · 10-17-2014, 06:10 PM

omg...that's funny!

glatt · 10-20-2014, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

So now there is one registration line for the white people, and one registration line for the black people, surrounded by Confederate flags.

sexobon · 10-19-2014, 12:18 AM

I just topped off 5 threads in Nothingland ... I did a Gravdigr!

Gravdigr · 10-20-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

I just topped off 5 threads in Nothingland ... I did a Gravdigr!

classicman · 10-19-2014, 04:26 PM

That is an awesome story, Clod.

Griff · 10-20-2014, 05:47 AM

DanaC · 10-21-2014, 03:14 PM

hahahaha. Hey Grav, you're like, a thing now, man.

08-30-2014, 11:03 AM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That is a pretty funny story. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-01-2014, 07:35 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It would be interesting to read from the suits pov. There I was, minding me own business... And this bird plops her self down next to me on the bench there, and lets fly with et! Wot? She farted? Yeeee, just like that. Like it was the thing to do, mate. Then she looks me dead in the eye and smiles! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-09-2014, 09:48 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The local movie rental shop closed down a couple of weeks ago, and i would say, sold the debt for all the overdue rentals to a collection agency. Everyone is now on the community page having a whine about it. Some have bills for over $500! lol. Maybe they should return things on time. I cant believe that they think its so unfair. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-11-2014, 07:50 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My juvenile rewording of Boom Clap (the sound of my heart) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-23-2014, 04:11 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm being mildly amused, RFN, by Momdigr who has two Jehovah's Witness-looking fellas in the front yard. They both have their hands in their pockets, nodding their heads, and, I notice that their mouths aren't moving. I'm sure they have no idea what they've gotten themselves into. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-23-2014, 04:13 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	heheheheh... "Let me tell you something..." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-17-2014, 05:55 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	So apparently my great-great-great grandfather fought in the Civil War. A couple months back, our family was contacted by some Confederacy historical preservation group, asking for permission to put a special commemorative headstone on his (at this point unmarked) gravesite. We said whatever, knock yourselves out, but we declined to make a donation to help pay for it. Then they got in touch again, saying that the headstones were ready and they were going to have a dedication ceremony for about 10 soldiers, and they would really like a few of each soldier's descendants to come witness the event and receive a certificate or whatever. My mom figured why the hell not, and went. When she got there, the organizer was freaking out because they had expected 5-7 people per family, but one soldier's family had RSVP'ed over 100 people. They had to scramble to add tons of extra chairs, and created a second registration table so it wouldn't be a bottleneck. To simplify things, they just said, "Everyone from this dude's family go to this table; everyone else go to that table." Except then more people start arriving, *and it turns out...* this soldier in question didn't die during the war. He went on to get married after the war and have lots of children and thus all these copious descendants. And the woman he married was a freed slave. All of his descendants are black. So now there is one registration line for the white people, and one registration line for the black people, surrounded by Confederate flags. And my mother comments to one elderly black woman, "Well, I bet they weren't expecting for this to be so awkward." And the woman says to her with a grin, "Why do you think we all came?" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-17-2014, 06:10 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg...that's funny!

10-19-2014, 12:18 AM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I just topped off 5 threads in Nothingland ... I did a Gravdigr!

10-19-2014, 04:26 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That is an awesome story, Clod. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-20-2014, 05:47 AM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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