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08-20-2007, 12:22 AM
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I can hear my ears
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The Cellar: truth be told, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
The Cellar: You might not be man enough The Cellar: Has a very itchy asshole The Cellar: our user titles just keep getting weirder The Cellar: fuck you, you fucking fuck! The Cellar: How's my driving? 1.800. EAT.DICK The Cellar: you have no right to expect us to be nice to you The Cellar: If you think you're cool, we'll disabuse you of the notion posthaste The Cellar: That smell is your own breath blowing back in your face The Cellar: Shut up, bitch. Go make me a turkey potpie!
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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08-21-2007, 10:57 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Cellar: Don't Fence Us In
The Cellar: We Pout It Like Beckham (Victoria, that is)
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 08-21-2007 at 11:18 AM. |
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08-23-2007, 09:11 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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The Cellar: We're pissing matches -- need a light?
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08-23-2007, 04:01 PM
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why so serious
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The Cellar - Mmm, good stuff.
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08-23-2007, 08:45 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: Yup.
The Cellar: Wait, what? The Cellar: Who? The Cellar: CREEPY. KOOKY. MYSTERIOUS. SPOOKY. ALTOGETHER OOKY.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 08-23-2007 at 10:23 PM. |
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08-23-2007, 10:16 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Say, is there a list of tag lines that have already been used?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 08-23-2007 at 10:22 PM. |
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08-24-2007, 12:51 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: These are not the MySpace profiles you're looking for
The Cellar: Loaded 16 tons, got another day older The Cellar: Turns out that wishes *are* horses, but beggars are still standing on corners holding cardboard signs The Cellar: Fresh out of Grey Poupon, but we've got some Plochman's The Cellar: Whatcha eatin' there, boy - crayons?
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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08-25-2007, 02:24 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: We have flood insurance. PLEASE, don't call FEMA
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-28-2007, 02:53 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: Please Leave The Room If This Will Offend You.
The Cellar: Stay Away, This Thing Will Hurt Someone. The Cellar: Don't Open 'till Doomsday The Cellar: AKA Pandoras Box. Go Ahead. Take A Peek The Cellar: If You Can Read This, The IT Department Has Already Reported You To Upper Management
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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09-05-2007, 11:12 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: Show Us On The Doll Where You Want Us To Touch You
The Cellar: Kinda Dank And Musty, Like Al Sharpton'S Hair Gel The Cellar: Best Viewed at 800 X 600
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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09-16-2007, 12:06 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: What *if* six turned out to nine?
The Cellar: We've got blisters on our fingers! The Cellar: Its the Midnight Special! Run! Run!!!! The Cellar: White Boys? Funky Music? Meh. The Cellar: Yeah, that's it...right there...yes, yes...harder...
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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09-18-2007, 02:00 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: Yes, Elspode is an embarassement. Please don't flirt with him.
The Cellar: Where innuendo is an art form, and art often involves nudity The Cellar: Well, goddamn it...*someone* had to post the first dick picture. The Cellar: Always the unrated version
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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09-18-2007, 02:14 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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The Cellar: A srs mb, not a cht site.
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Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber |
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09-18-2007, 04:30 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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The Cellar: serving up dramatic irony everyday except holidays.
The Cellar: The frog legs are the tastiest on the menu. Last edited by skysidhe; 09-18-2007 at 04:40 PM. |
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09-18-2007, 10:53 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: Home Of The "Dollies For Froggies" Foundation
The Cellar: Be Afraid. The Cellar: Louder And Nastier Than Ever The Cellar: We Put The Hit Out On Kevin Federline The Cellar: If You Can Read This, You've Already Lost.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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