03-29-2018, 05:00 PM | #1291 |
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For some reason, that pic reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story involving lizard boots.
A woman screamed "Those boots are lizard boots!" "Yes ma'am, they are." "Some poor lizard had to die so you could have a pair of lizard boots!" "No ma'am, a Greyhound bus run over this lizard..." ... "No ma'am. This cow was killed by a freight train hauling sheet rock to Wichita."
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Female urinals. "What all the models used today have in common is that they are used backwards in a light half-squat, the so-called "skier's posture".
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04-06-2018, 08:45 PM | #1293 |
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#retrogiminent
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04-06-2018, 08:46 PM | #1294 |
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Thanks Grav!
Do you know how hard it is to work that into polite conversation?
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04-06-2018, 09:54 PM | #1295 |
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Psst... retromingent.
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04-06-2018, 10:39 PM | #1296 |
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You are right, but you don't have to be pissy about it...
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04-06-2018, 11:29 PM | #1297 |
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Of course I'm right... because I didn't know what the hell it was so I Googled it. But when I asked they slapped me, called me an ignoramus, and said bad things about my Mama. They did give me the proper spelling however.
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04-07-2018, 06:20 PM | #1298 |
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I knew a chick who had one of them retromingents.
It was like the 70s all over again.
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My son on a band trip with his band buddies shortly after checking into a hotel at Myrtle Beach.
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Sweden leaves the dark side...
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Always look on the bright side of life...
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He looks less like a human every time I see him.
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Pi!
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