04-01-2008, 11:14 PM | #121 |
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So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.
I mean...Jesus?
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04-01-2008, 11:56 PM | #122 |
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you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.
damn you . damn you straight to hell I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to. better safe than sorry.
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04-02-2008, 12:03 AM | #123 |
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special dispensation
the pope of being on report called.
he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate. ~~~~end of missive~~~~
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04-02-2008, 12:35 AM | #124 |
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Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!
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04-02-2008, 12:36 PM | #125 |
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That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947 Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.
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04-02-2008, 08:11 PM | #126 |
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04-02-2008, 08:30 PM | #127 |
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Think we should leave that to Elspode?
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04-03-2008, 12:27 AM | #128 |
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I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?
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04-03-2008, 01:21 AM | #129 |
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Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????
FUCK NO!
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04-03-2008, 07:27 AM | #130 |
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So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?
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04-03-2008, 08:25 AM | #132 |
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that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.
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04-03-2008, 09:11 AM | #133 |
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I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.
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04-03-2008, 09:17 AM | #134 |
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HEY!!!
WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?
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04-03-2008, 09:23 AM | #135 |
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I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand.
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